This is too good not to share. I hope it's not too long. It's an email conversation spurred on by my sister-in-law hijacking my fantasy football team, and sending out an email to the entire league posing as me. Kxxxx Bxxxxx is my female coworker who wins tons of money against me, and Jxxxx Kxxxxx is my sister-in-law, who just started getting into the whole financial domination thing (again, doing it for fun, not realizing that I actually LIKE it!).
(Some censoring for privacy, editing for readability, my name changed to Dunkin)
(Also, my team name really was changed to FairyQueen by Kxxxx, who made her team name FQDestroyers)
On Dec 19, 2012, at 9:29 AM, "
[email protected]" <
[email protected]> wrote:
Hey KB,
You have just been sent the following note from FairyQueen (Dunkin) in the Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football league named Mavwrecks (xxxxx)...
Q: How is a Fairyqueen like an egg?
A: Both are fragile and easy to beat.
Q: Why did the Fairyqueen have to stop using a rectal thermometer?
A: It gave him brain damage.
Q: What does a Fairyqueen like to say while making love?
A: Nothing. Posters of Jeff Gordon don't talk anyway.
Q: What do you call a Fairyqueen that gets last place in fantasy football?
A: FairyQueen 4-10-0 | Manager: Dunkin
I hope you enjoyed these! Congratulations to Tarsals and the FairyQueenDestroyers for getting to the championship game! They're both so awesome, way cooler than me, and I don't deserve to even be in their presence!
Anyone who wants to reply back telling me what a loser I am will receive a $20 PayPal payment, guaranteed! I may deny that I ever said this, but that's just a test. Just keep hounding me and I'll send you your money. If I don't, I'm SOOPERG@Y!!!!
Toodles!!!
FairyQueen
From: Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}
Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 10:05 AM
To:
[email protected]; Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}
Subject: Re: Some jokes
Hahahaha!! You ARE a loser!! That's awesome! Lovely way to start the day. These jokes are hilarious!
Kxxxx
From: Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 10:16 AM
To: Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX};
[email protected]Subject: RE: Some jokes
NOT a good way to start the day! I think my email has been forwarded about 20 times now, based on my inbox blowing up!
What I want to know is, how much do I need to pay to get my password and security questions fixed???
Dunkin Donut
From: Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 10:17 AM
To: Donut, Dunkin W {XXX};
[email protected]Subject: RE: Some jokes
$62,000
Kxxxx
From: "Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}" <
[email protected]>
To: "Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}" <
[email protected]>; "
[email protected]" <
[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 10:21 AM
Subject: RE: Some jokes
Hang on… Let me find something worth even less…. How about Kxxxx’s chances this weekend? LOL!!! Ouch, that’s gotta hurt!
Dunkin Donut
From: Jxxxx Kxxxx [mailto:
[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:59 AM
To: Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}; Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}
Subject: Re: Some jokes
That wasn't nice. Do you need another fine, for damages, paid directly to Kxxxx?
Jxxxx
From: Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 12:34 PM
To: Jxxxx Kxxxx; Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}
Subject: RE: Some jokes
LOL! :P Yes I’m gonna need some pain and suffering assistance ;)
Kxxxx
From: "Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}" <
[email protected]>
To: "Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}" <
[email protected]>; Jxxxx Kxxxx <
[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 12:56 PM
Subject: RE: Some jokes
I need a lawyer!!
Dunkin Donut
From: Jxxxx Kxxxx [mailto:
[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 1:28 PM
To: Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}; Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}
Subject: Re: Some jokes
I will be your lawyer.
Your Honor, I believe my client should be found not guilty by reamister of insanity, stupidity, and fairyness.
No further questions.
(By the way, Kxxxx will have to be the judge.)
Jxxxx
From: "Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}" <
[email protected]>
To: Jxxxx Kxxxx <
[email protected]>; "Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}" <
[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 1:29 PM
Subject: RE: Some jokes
Convicted…you’re sentenced to $100 via PayPal due to Jxxxx Kxxxx and Kxxxx Bxxxx. Thank you! Come again!
Kxxxx
From: Jxxxx Kxxxx [mailto:
[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 1:35 PM
To: Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}; Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}
Subject: Re: Some jokes
Ohhhhh dang! Sorry Dunkin.
Thank you Your Honor. That was a fair verdict, especially considering all the prior convictions. You have to make an example of these types of people.
I'll be expecting a paypal payment soon, Dunkin. As will Her Honor, I'm sure.
Jxxxx
From: "Bxxxx, Kxxxx D {XXX}" <
[email protected]>
To: Jxxxx Kxxxx <
[email protected]>; "Donut, Dunkin W {XXX}" <
[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2012 1:39 PM
Subject: RE: Some jokes
LOL! :P Awesome
Kxxxx