Yummy Creampies, Part I

Lady Dee and Me

# Posted: 21 Jun 2007 02:05:30 � Edited by: I_A_S_P
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luvpain

Re: Your 'creampie not fresh anymore' post above.

I eat "day old" pie. I've eaten days old pie (still do). I love it as my favorite pie. Here's why.

NOTE: (Everything in this post is assumed to be strictly non-skank and 100% healthy)!

My experience has been: Some ladies like the pie supplied by a 3rd party. I've found certain ladies prefer serving the pie asap. While a bit too gooey and salty for my tastes, it's worth it to see the look on her as she "rubs your face in it" as you tidy her. The cleanup can, done properly, be the female equivalent of a blow job. She's definitely top in this scene, your bottoming satisfies her "I'll have my pie and you'll eat it too" dominating spirit.

Other ladies like it to simmer and stew a while before serving it. I feel gal/guy relations must be 50/50 to work properly. Creampie made in this way is sex itself. It's totally mingled together 50% female and 50% male feel good juices. It looks, smells, feels, sounds and tastes like the sex it is.

I like them dirty. Nothing drives some ladies out of their minds more than your cleaning her fun from her "less than fresh" femininity. Nothing surprises them quite like when you're always successful in actually cleaning it!

All creampies taste good, regardless of "freshness"!