Smallest-penis contest returns to Bushwick

"On June 14, the second annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant will return to Kings County Bar in Bushwick, where last year crowds flocked to see proudly un-endowed men parade their tiny goods."

I figured many cuckolds would qualify for this contest.


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I'm small, four inches, but it's always guys with micro penises that take the prize. Or just guys like me who are naturally small and also overweight. If I put on fifty pounds I wonder how much smaller it would be. I'm four and skinny now.