mcevin
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Well, it's clear guys think in 25 words or less, mostly WAY less. "Shove it up her ass!" 5 words, not even the 25 word limit. I can't TELL you how that turns me on, NOT!
(Jamie? You're being too hard on them.)
(Well, they WANT it hard!)
So, then guys wonder why they never get any pussy. OMG, can I SAY pussy? I mean, I was posting on this other site and when I typed "puussy" it came out "LILACKS" or something. Oh, never mind. Anyway, here's a CLUE guys: If you LISTEN to her, REALLY LISTEN, not just the "uh huh" every 23 and 1/2 seconds, for like, 3 hours, you're IN, I mean not like the porn films, that sort of cuckolds brownie really screws with your mind, I mean REALLY LISTEN, you are totally in.
I mean, I was 19, in junior college, my bf had snorted the rent up his nose, I was like, penniless and homeless and this 60 year old professor guy LISTENED to my bullcuckolds brownie, I mean, Oh My God, think, 19, just left home, bet everything on her loser boyfriend, yada yada yada, so out in the parking lot, right there in the... Never mind, I don't want to talk about it, you get the idea.
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