House rules for subs/sissys/cucks?

Anybody else here have house rules from their wife? Below are mine from last month, we change rules every first of the month. We're just now starting cuckold discussions with a guy, so we are discussing new rules towards that. She can be quite mean if I break a rule!


The following rules are to be enpowerd as of today (*July 1, 2007*) and
will be in effect until one month from now (*August 1, 2007*). After
reading the entire contract, please print, sign, and return to me
immediately. If this signed contract does not reach my hand by 9pm this
evening, appropriate action will be taken.


1. On normal weekday evenings, dinner is to be ready by 7:30pm.
Exceptions can be made, but they need to be discussed ahead of time. If
you wish to order dinner, it must arrive and be ready to eat by this
same deadline.

2. The dishwasher is to be run a minimum of once every other night at
bedtime. You are responsible for remembering to do this.

3. You are to remind me *every day* to take my Cymbalta.

4. You are to inform me of any new commissions and their deadlines.
It will be my job to enpower these deadlines.

5. You are to offer to make me come *every day*. I may decline
depending on how I'm feeling, but you are to be prepared to fulfill this
offer on a daily basis.

6. You are to do a minimum of one hour of artwork *every night*
(Thursdays are an exception). If an evening is skipped, two hours will
be required the following evening.

7. You are to answer all art-related emails the day they arrive. If I
am informed of your not answering emails (or returning phone calls) in a
timely manner, action will be taken.

8. You are NOT to masturbate at any time! If I catch you doing this,
or find evidence that you have been doing it, the strictest punishment
will be meted out immediately.

9. Pornographic websites will be blocked from your computer. I will
take steps to ensure that you will not have access to these sites on
either household machine. Attempts to circumvent these safeguards will
be considered a *** of this rule.

10. New rules may be added at any time by me according to my whim.
All rules, new and old, will be obeyed without argument or delay. Any
*** of these rules will result in physical, verbal, or situational
punishment.

11. All efforts on your part should be taken with my pleasure in
mind. For the foreseeable future, your goal is to keep me happy and
content. Extraordinary effort in this regard will be rewarded
appropriately and generously.

By signing below, you agree to these rules and pledge to fulfill
them flawlessly until the term of the agreement has ended (*August 1,
2007*). You understand that *** of any of these rules will result
in punishment to be determined by myself and may include spanking,
corner time, slapping, cock ***, public and private verbal
offense, extra chores, etc. Any amendments to this set of rules
will also be obeyed to the best of your ability and until the terms of
the original agreement have been met.

I really enjoyed this- I havnt seen anything exactly like it but similar- I love to humiliate the cuck by making him stand all the time when Im over there so he has to bend down to lick his wife's pussy- playing simon says, etc. just making him uncomfortable - what kind of rules does the bull impose on you when he's fucking your wife? Can you jerk off then?
bullcock

You will surrender your maleness and do all that you can in conjunction with me to destroy it while emulating feminine ways to behave, respond, react and feel.
Male behavior is punishable, female behavior is your new norm.

wow, I had forgotten about this post.

Since then, rules have changed greatly as we have gone in and out of cuckold lifestyle. We are back in, and it looks to be permenant in this current arrangement.

The question was posed when I gt to jerk off... I don't, period. "little boys don't need to cum" is what I've been told, so I stay in a cb-3000.