Lost wide

Dear Sir,

I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a
wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago. Somehow,
when my wife went to the restroom at the airport, we became separated. I
contacted local and international police to assist me in locating her..

To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful.. I am now
desperate to find my lost love. I am trying to use the Internet to locate
her. Please forward this to everyone you know so I can spread the word
and hopefully locate my missing wife.

Mr. Adam Small
Portland, Oregon , USA


After a few weeks search...the reply......

Dear Mr. Small,

We have found your wife in a small village in Africa of all places.

However, it is unknown how she got here.

She is unable to talk because of lockjaw and seems to have a small
problem walking.

She insists she is fine and has no desire to return home. I have enclosed
a picture for you to see so that you know that she is okay.

Chief Pomagaro
Nairobi Police Department

LMAO

lockjaw just spat coffe over the screen LMAO very good mate.

do you think that pic is genuine?

Its one of the largest cocks I have ever seen!