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Now this babe's a screamer,
For black dick a schemer;
Our Sambo did ream her
'Till he done gone cream her! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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oelx2
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Cock trollin', ski polin' and glory holin' !!! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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Would someone please tell me why this site deletes links to xhamster???? The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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#214 · Edited by: oelx2
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This cute hot blonde slut
S'adornin' this smut;
You strokin' yer strut
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#215 · Edited by: oelx2
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Start strokin' yer strut,
Barbie's straight from the street.
She's struttin' her stuff;
Youse a-strewing yer skeet! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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#216 · Edited by: oelx2
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Me? I'm more into the "bearded clam".  The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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#217 · Edited by: oelx2
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Her bed is Black zoned,
Her Black stud is toned,
We all know she moaned
'Cause hot Holly got boned! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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oelx2
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Milkin' lessons 4 women! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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#219 · Edited by: popeye1
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x hamsters a shamster
and sometimes a spamster
so there goes the slamster
no seal from our stampster
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Not bad. no vid?  |
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Sausage-in-a-blanket gets "nailed" !!!
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#222 · Edited by: oelx2
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Had a "blast" up the Fuck-Club last night!
The joint was crowded but it was still slim pickins 'cause most of the babes were on the chunky side. So after walkin' around for a while I came across this ok lookin' couple who went into a room by themselves. After a few more rounds I went past that room again and now the door was open and the babe was laying on her back gettin' "missionaried" by hubby. Soon we were 5 or 6 studs lookin' on from the doorway and strokin' away. She was layin' at the bottom of the bed and she kept checkin' us chicken choakers out when all of a sudden she motions for us to come over. Now we're all standing around her with our stiff cocks over her head and tits while hubby keeps on doin' his marital duty. Well it didn't take long for the first one of us to start feelin' his oats, and he let a load loose all over those big boobs. Dang, what a gyser, but soon it was followed by nr. 2 who creamed her other mam. I stood back "enjoyin'" the show while 2 more punters painted her pouches, and then I steped up and got ready to go off. Now I didn't want to "squirt" my juice too far because then I would miss her tits, so I concentrated real hard on just lettin' the spooge seep out so every drop would land right on her rack, and - mission accomplished - all my goo driped right on target and she moaned and groaned the whole time while hubby kept humpin' away. 
Kind of like this:
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Talk about gettin' yer hot dog "bunned"!
...remember; when pokin' trannies you gotta push their poo till they shoot the goo!
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F-A-N-N-Y-F-U-C-K-E-R-S !!!
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Lucious lassie tonsil tickles super spooger!!! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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Blondie boned, back-doored and bukkaked ! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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I know you c-h-o-k-e the chicken;
Give Mary Palm a dickin'.
Your spooge your dick a slickin';
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She's dressed for a killin'
And got a good swillin';
The skeet that's afillin'
Her cunt's now aspillin'! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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#229 · Edited by: oelx2
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Now watch this t a p e,
It's Roman r a p e !
His cum does d r a p e
Her cunt a g a p e ! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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Now porkin' this coon
Is makin' her swoon;
She's luvin' his 'poon
And gettin' more soon!!! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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#231 · Edited by: oelx2
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Surprise, Sur-prise, S - u - r - p - r - i - s - e ! ! !Now as y'all know I won't pay for strange, so that's why I'm such a reg'lar up the club.
And I knows I told ya all before about what a fun-house the joint is: swing room, gyno table, big matresses, gloryholes up the wazoo, etc. 
But I'm not sure I gave ya an inklin' of just how the bar is all set up, 'cause that's where the fun usually gets the get-go. There's both a lounge-type area where couch-potato types can kick back, and also a typical bar with stools and everything. Couples usually sit around on the couches while us would-be "ballers" hang out at the bar scopin' out the action. Now here's the kicker; the owner has a CCTV set up with 3 cameras outside the building and if you park your ass at the right stool you can see the monitor. This means gettin' a heads-up on all the talent headed to-wards the club, startin' in the parking lot, down the walkway and right up until they's standin' outside the door, ringin' Big Ben! 
So one night I'm belly-up to the bar watchin' the monitor like a hawk when suddenly a dude shows up and chimes in. The chunky-chick a few stools down goes "what's he doin' with that big bag he done got?" and I didn't pay no nevermind, 'cause the club attracts all sorts 'round these parts. So after swiggin' down a few more brewskis I go on my usual patrol, checkin' out each and every room for signs of - g a s p - sexual activity. 
Now as I round the corner to-wards the locker room, I suddenly see a real "looker" preenin' herself in front of the mirror. I musta been a-slackin', 'cause I didn't see no babe like that slip in while I was reconnin' the entrance. She was dressed to the nines in a garter belt, stockings high heels and long black hair. Y e e - h a! My pecker jumped up to attention like General Patton just entered the room, when suddenly she turned 'round and I recognized "her" as the bag-man that the tons-a-fun babe remarked about a while back! Now I'm no twink but - l o r d - h a v e - m e r c y - this was a sight to behold, and she went struttin' right by me and slipped down one of the dark hallways and outta sight, just like that. 
Well I'll tell ya, it was back to the well for me for downin' a few more brews, 'cause I was shocked, - s h o c k e d - to have seen what I just done seen. We's talking Chicks with Dicks, Sluts with Nutz, Gals with Balls, Back Door Whores, Ladybois, - the whole kit and kaboodle! And worse of all, the "soldier" between my legs was still salutin', so I figured I best be goin' and find out what that hermafrodite was up to. 
It didn't take much searchin' to find what I was lookin' for. That tranny was legs up on the bed in one of the smaller rooms with a pud up her rump and a coupla onlookers polishin' their knobs waitin' their turn. She was obviously turned on, cause her flagpole was rising like a thermometer in Death Valley. Like I told ya, I'm no fudge-packer, but - g o l l y - g e e - this whole scene got my sap running big time, so it was back to the bar for some suds, quick! 
After downin' some more liquid courage, I forayed back into the "play zone" to see what dirty deeds that back -door bimbo was up to. Soon I heard lots of commotion in the semi-dark room and ventured in. Well, as you can sumize, this cross-dresser was all of a sudden real popular, and she had a whole train of woodies waitin' to be waited-on. Since it was not compeletly dark, I could see that the tv-tramp was on her knees samplin' everybody's wares, so I took my place in the lineup and waited my turn. I didn't take long for that shemale to get over to me, and I was soon gettin' blown to beat the band. H o t - d a w g, that was good, and I woulda throat-fucked her, but I was afraid if I grabbed her hair and started to pump, her wig would fall off.
All of a sudden that he-she hussy stood up and motioned for me to go over to the cot in the back of the room. Turns out, she had been "auditioning" the punters to find the hardest cock and I was gettin' the "nod"! So I follow along and she turns 'round, bends over, and guides my member to-wards her waiting rosebud. Now this being real life, I grabbed that luv-glove that I was holdin', rubbered up, and slipped it in her seepin' slit and - H o t - d a r n - she was "Tranny-tight"!. Now I been in a lotta assholes and it's always a big thrill, 'cause the bunghole is more "conical" than the puss and squeezes yer shaft all the way from the head to the base, and this drag-doll's balloon knot was no exception. Meantime all the other "contestants" were eggin' me on, tellin' me to "fuck her" and do all sorts of nasty things. I obliged by givin' the tv-trollop a good smack in the back while I was fanny-fuckin' her good. This only caused her to moan and groan all the more, and the onlookers were "overjoyed".
Now I'm what y'all call rather "well endowed"; not comic book big, but big enough for the hookers to coo:"Oooo, you got a big one". And onetime I was bangin' my friend's trashy sister when she goes "I fucked niggas and everythin', but you got the biggest dick I ever seen!". So you can imagine that this s h i t slit stocking-strumpet was gettin' a good railin'. But since all the gawkers were anxious to see some action, I ramped it up a bit, grabbed her hips and went to town. W h e w - d o g g i e! This decked-out dolly was no first timer, that's for sure.She was taking my pole up her s h i t chute right down to the root and back again. My balls were spankin' her nutz mercilessly, and right about now i decided to take her "temperature" and reached around to see how her clit was doin'. Sure 'nuff, her cute little "twig" was all stiff and wavin' back and forth in the breeze while I was ridin' high on the Hershey Highway.
Kinda like this
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Now remember, when yer fuckin' a dolled-up babe bent over doggie style standin' up, you gotta watch out for those stiletto heels. Ya sure don't wanna be tramped on by a tramp in six-inchers, so ya gotta use some fancy footwork, keepin' your bare feet from out under her pumps while you're keepin' up the pumpin'. 
Pushin' her poo got me thinkin' it's time for shootin' the goo, so I pushed my pole real deep into her gapin' gap and - o h - b o y - that seedy CDer's luv-tunnel was huggin' me good, and - s h a z a m - I went off like Ol' Faithful at high noon. I musta unloaded for what seemed like hours in that tranny-fanny, shootin' gobs a goo, my member twitchin' like Joe Cocker at Woodstock.
After I was finally spent, I pulled my joy-stick out and proceeded out of the dark room when, - l o - a n d -
b e h o l d - I looked down and saw that the rubber had broke, meaning I just soiled that pansie-pussy and barebacked that he-ho good. L o r d - s a k e s! That bung-hole bunny was goin' be "skeetin'" her way home tonight! 
IRL update: I kept my cheatin' pecker outta my lovedoll 'til I got me to the doc, where I got a clean bill of health, so it's back to business as usual.
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#232 · Edited by: oelx2
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Now everyone loves a good MILF, especially the ones that fall into the "Don't tell, won't swell, gratefull as hell" category. But when it starts feelin' like yer fuckin' an open window, then it's time to contemplate a ride on the HER-shey Highway.
Butthole surfin' looks pretty easy in porn flicks: Barbie bends over and Rocco rams his big 10 inch in, full pork. But the reality is a little bit different. Now I've deflowered my share of rosebuds, and I can tell ya that most of these "Desperate Housewives" may not have tried bung-holin' all that often, so a good warm up is essential. Start off with some slit-lickin' that gets her "in the mood" and gradually introduce yer index finger into her snatch. Once she starts a-heatin' up, slip the middle finger in too and keep lickin' to beat the band. Now lick yer ring finger on the sly so it's nice and wet, and then get yer tongue back on her clit and keep rubbin' her g-spot with the first 2 fingers. Then slip that 4th finger up her s h i t-pit; she's gonna start protestin', but you just gotta hold it still and keep distractin' her by workin' her clit with your tongue and her g-spot with the other 2 fingers. Once she resumes moanin' and groanin' you can start slidin' your ring finger in and out of her browneye, and once this is workin' smoothly, slip the pinky in too to "loosen" things up.
Eventually you can let your thumb take over for your tongue while you still got 2 in the pink and 2 in the stink and then "youse on a roll"! Keep this up for a while, but then go back to plain ol' fuckin', 'cause that'll also help "the cause". Now my luvdoll luvs it doggie-style, so once I get her up on all 4s, I go balls deep and start pumpin' her twat so ya can hear my balls slappin' her puss. Once I'm sure that she's luvin' it, I lick my thumb to get it nice and slippery, and then slip it into her starfish whilst I keep up the pumpin'. You can bet that rocks her world
Now it's time for the "main event". Unlike the skinflicks, doggie style is not the way to go for rectum-wreckin' a tight-assed cougar; it's best to get her legs-up with a pillow under her ass for "easy access". If you've done your job right, she should be nice and relaxed and beggin' for it by now, so get out the jelly and put plenty of lube on yer tube whilst keepin' yer eyes on the "prize". Butter up that bunghole good and put yer head right up to the gumhole and gradually start workin' it in, nice and easy. By now she's gonna be howlin' at the moon, so ya gotta go slow and keep addin' lube as you work your way "in". Now I'm rather "well endowed", so I take extra time to get my saucer-head in past the sphincter, 'cause once yer past that, yer on yer way to "Sodomite City". 
When she relaxes and you're half way in, then you can start the old "in and out" routine - slow at first - but it won't be' long before she's beggin' for more. (One time my pole slipped out and the babe was practically cryin' until I got it greased up and back in "place".) And more you gotta give her, cause yer only a hop, skip and a jump from cougarlicious balls-deep buggery.
Now when I'm up to my nutz in a tight balloon knot, I got one "hard" and fast rule: Pushin' poop? Shoot the gloop! That's because the s h i t-chute has a very different shape that the luv-tunnel: more like a cone that grips your member all the way from the root to the tip. And with every spasm, that chasm helps orgasm by squeezin' yer stick like a warm and friendly glove. And the more ya sperm, the more she'll squirm
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Not all gals are "surprised" by good poop-shootin'; I once had a fling with a little blonde spinner, and by the 3rd date she was beggin' me to pluck her cornhole cherry. I guess hubby wasn't up for a ride in the "mud-slide", so I had to step in and fill the "gap" .
And then you got yer twinks and trannies. Here it ain't so important to warm 'em up: they been dreamin' about gettin' their fudge packed since day one and probably been "practicin'" with carrots and cucumbers ta boot, so they's ready to "go". More than once I shaved my balls, slapped my cock ring on and took my "gaymaker" up the swingclub, with "ASS-stounding" results
So next time you're playin' tonsil hockey with an "over-the-hiller", don't forget about a little "back-door romance" to spice things up a bit. Remember: you only miss 100% of the "shots" you don't take
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oelx2----------- Are you Nipsey Russell ?
bill smith
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"The kids are saying 'make love, not war'
And I'm beginning to think they're right,
For war costs millions of dollars a day,
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LO-DOWN ON THE "HO"- DOWN
Nowadays I won't pay for strange, but back in the day I was a-hauntin' and a- huntin' all the big cities checkin' out the skin trade.
See, when it comes to hookers you got yerself a mixed bag of "tricks"; street walkers, kerb crawlers, crack hos, jiggle joint jerkers, pole-dancin' pole polishers, massage parlor sino-sluts, rest-area lizards and even high class ass-peddlers. But they all got one thing in common; sucks and fucks for bucks.
NY was a real paradise back then, and Times Square was the apple tree. Smut shops, X-rated theaters, buddy booths, live dancers, the whole 9 yards. And the show wasn't just on B'way because lots of the streets and avenues around it were crawling with talent.
Many a night I was drivin' around with a beer between my legs and my member out, "enjoyin'" the
show. It was always great when you'd turn the corner on to 12th ave. and it looked like fashion week out there - high heels, short skirts, stockings, garters, - and the best part was that you knew these babes were no teasers; most of 'em already had cock-breath and they'd been shinin' their skirts in back seats all night. So window shoppin' these tarts was a real treat and since they luved jumpin' in cars, it was only a matter of time before I was gettin' "capped".
Now I always go for the willowy blondes, so once I spied one I'd get her in the front
seat and find a good parkin' spot. Sometimes a back lot or a parking garage, but more often then not just a spot on the side of the road so blondie could start "hummin". We'd always start off with a bit of
small talk; I asked one babe what she did last night and she said "Got d r u n k and fucked". And one
Monday morning I picked up a strumpet who was oh-so-happy because she just got sprung out of the hoosegow. Sucked me off to celebrate.
Blow jobs in the front seat are always a thrill because you can sit up and either watch the back of
her head a-bobin' or check out the other strutters walk past while gettin' yer oil changed.
Fucks in cars are more challenging, but that never stopped me. Once I banged a blondie good and after depositin' my load, she asked me if I wanted to try her friend. I musta got some of her twat juice on my balls, cause I could smell that skank all night.
Things were buzzin' away from Times Square too. Some of the hustlers used to set up
shop on deserted side roads; sometimes you could see 'em in an alleyway on their knees, "plying" their
trade. Kinda like this:
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And then there was the "meat packing" district. Gotta watch out there; once had a hussie in the
front seat who was packin' more "meat" then I was! You know how it is; cruisin' the big city 'round midnight snappin' yer carrot - anything in heels looks good.
But when it comes to harlotry, Europe has it all. That's because when 'tutes toot yer tooter, it's all on the up and up so ya don't have the cops breathin' down yer neck, and that means you can fuck indoors in a nice cozy bed, not in some outdoor alley with the wind whistlin' up yer crack. This gives lots more variety too, so you can try everything from straight suck-and-fucks to femdoms, golden showers, strap-ons and ladyboys. Oh yeah, and they advertise in the paper too: here's a sample from the latest issue:
24 hours OPEN: Iam young sexy. 19 cm. 162 cm /52 Kg. I will entertain you to make you feel hot. If you Horny. This is The best way to try this Ladyboy. I LIVE IN HOUSE / Villa Privat. I not answer hidden number..Call 20 min before you cum.
Price / Prise 15 min
Mega Frank from 75€,- also DEEP THROAT .
ACTIVE OR PASSIVE shot time 80€
When i do doggy style my ass is looks like the liltte girls ass: come and take a look at it. so sexy that what my custermer said.
Wow, the line must wind around the block outside this tranny's back door.
Anyway, like I said those were the good ole days, and it looks like workin' girls are goin' the way of the dinosaur 'cause now you got yer hotwives givin' it up at the club.
Nobody said it better that the late great Archie Bunker, so I'll leave you with his take on the whole setup:
- Look Bunker, there is an unemployment problem in this country.
- Oh, look who's telling me about the unemployment-- I see the unemployment on the streets, and I know who they are.
You got your winos who can't get up off of the ground.
You got your hopheads who can't get back down on the ground.
You got your hookers put out of work by the regular girls giving it away for nothing.
And then you got your ex-politicians who was finked on by the hookers.
Way to go Archie.
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BEEF-JERKY GIRLS!!! The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!
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I had a jug in each hand
And two lips on my dork,
She sucked to beat the band;
Thought she wanted to pork!
I had a jug in each hand
And two lips on my pole,
She sucked to beat the band
And she swallowed me whole!
I had a jug in each hand
And two lips on my pud,
She sucked to beat the band
And she slurped all me scud!
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