Clean-Up Tips from a Wife

As a wife with an experienced cuckold husband
He's been my cuckold since two thousand three
Let me advise all you new husbands in training
That this is what clean-up is expected to be.

My husband is quite experienced in this unusual duty
You might say an expert at clean-up he has become
Over these ten years, he's had lots and lots of practice
He must have slurped up over a gallon of cum.

Now you new cuckolds let me teach you the basics
What your wife will expect you to do
No need to argue, complain, make a scene in the bedroom
Clean-up is simply your duty. She'll expect it of you.

Now you'll find that not all men shot in proportion
Some will produce a dripple or a small white gooey stream
But some will shoot a great load with abundance
Huge gobs of white milky, smooth gooey cream.

Best understand, small stream or a load all over her belly
You will learn how to clean-up each white slurppy glob
But guys it's not how fast or slow that you do it.
It's the attitude you have while doing the job.

When I orgasm in the throes of sexual passion
I want to lay down and relax and take it all in
I'm not interested in how fast you lick up and swallow
It's your attitude as you anxiously begin.

Let your wife see anxious anticipation as she bids you to clean her
Let her see that happy look there upon your face
Make her feel how honored you are to serve her
Lick her clean. Take your time. It's not a race.

Yes attitude is the quality she will admire.
Never embarrass her in front of her man
Happy, happy you sweet chastity cuckolds
Take your time and clean her up the best that you can.

Now some men's cum can be sour and even bitter.
But don't ever complain, don't grumble or grouse.
Just do your job and clean up all of his semen
Remember you,re not a man, you,re a cuckold, a mouse

So as you begin your life as her cuckold.
You will be surely required to lick, slurp and clean
So don't complain, just expect to perform this special service.
You're a cuckold and it's just part of the scene.

Just remember when cleaning your lady
It's not how fast, or how slow that you go
Clean it all up and take pride in your efforts.
It's not the speed, it's the attitude you know.

Excellent - poetic and practical advice! Thank you Jackie. I'm fortunate, my sluts husband is now very well trained in this particular art. xx

Thanks for all that advise. I've noticed that I can hardly taste the cum unless it's really fresh. But I'm always thankful to able to spend any time with my wife. Your poem is beautiful.

I agree with you.


That may be true but it sure is juicier than normal!
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Oh I can certainly tell, I just don't get a huge cum flavor unless it's really fresh which I hardly ever get because that's "too gay for him"

Fantastic advice....thank you!

Here are a couple of other tips. Pie is strictly the woman's prerogative. Sometimes she never thinks about it. Other times she may feel "eeewwwww!'. On occasion, she'll want to rub and grind it into your face in total ecstasy. Best advice is to have a sincere discussion with her on the subject to discover her feelings about this activity. Don't push her. Let her know that the idea is exciting to think about. Plant the pie eating seed in her head and see if she starts entertaining the idea.

Some later date, after she's thought on things and isn't totally repulsed by the idea, make love to her and bust the best nut that you can into her. As you lie together and cuddle, gently caress and stroke her. Give her time to reflect on things and hopefully marinate an exquisite cream pie in her hot hole as she does!

Slowly and gently fondle her body and convey sincere feelings and words to her. Feel and rub her bottom as you slowly move your hand toward the goo. She'll probably pull it away. Slowly try feeling your way back to the goo. She'll want you away from her goo again but tell her you love the way it feels and hope she allows you to keep your fingertips near the swamp. Be cool. Don't push her. If you are lucky, she will slowly start rubbing her sex onto your fingers. When she starts to enjoy things, ask her to put it in your face. She'll probably refuse, but keep gyrating her hole on your fingertips anyway. Ask her again and tell her that the only way you will eat it is if she puts it in your face. There is a very good chance she may actually slide it your face! If she doesn't feel like playing, that is her choice. Your obligation now is to respect her wishes and act like a gentleman instead of a jerk.

She dishes out pie as she sees fit. Let her slide it toward your face should she desire to, Do not take the pie against her wishes! When or if she wants your face in it she will put it there herself. No exceptions! We all get lucky or we don't get lucky. The lady has both the only say and also the final word on all aspects of creampies.

The other very important tip on creampie eating is to WATCH OUT FOR THE CLIT!!!! This crucial point of pie eating will make or break the entire experience for her! Right after a woman has been properly sexed, her sex is swollen with lust and sensuously slick. Unfortunately for the clit, it gets masked by the engorged vulva and may be no more than a tiny bump in the middle of the smoothest lick known to man. Well, the first time I ate the pie and saw her eager response and then drove her out of her mind in pleasure; I fucked up big time! She and I received equal excitement from the experience. But I was so rapt with my utter joy and her expressive reactions of the cleanup that I passed my tongue far too many times over her clitoris. I fully understand that a lady's clit is incredibly sensitive after she has been sexed properly. Even a light touch or lick can make her feel very and unpleasantly overstimulated. After she came again, she had no choice but to remove it from my face because I stupidly forgot to lay off the clit. Shows what little I know about cunts, let me tell you. It takes some pleasurably long, enjoyable and loving attention to properly clean the pie to the lady's complete satisfaction. I could have made the experience last 2 or 3 times longer for both of us had I been more careful with my tongue! I learned from that experience that clitoral stimulation is not necessary for a happy creampie cleanup. If she feels a need for a clit tweak she will rub it in your face. Otherwise: STAY AWAY FROM THE CLIT WHEN CLEANING A FRESH PIE!!!. Leave the clit to the expert, who just happens to be the lady that owns the pussy!
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very well said remember it is for her pleasure not yours

Thanks!

Oh, got to say, I disagree with I_A_S_P, or maybe his better half. I find it easy and extra special to have tender attention payed to my clit during a long slow complete clean-up. Can usually reach ORGASM three or more times, during cleanup. I use to share my GF's Hubby with her, she wasn't jealous, and he was a wonderful lover. He'd do us both, and then we'd clean each other, we both all had a Great time, she and I enjoyed it, we both got well fucked, then ate each other to many more Orgasms. And he got to watch a Lez show. But he wasn't a cuckold, in the usual sense. She didn't do other men, just women and D**s, he did love cleaning that up, saltier and not as thick.

amy
love amy

Amy221

We agree totally. You describe the correct protocol for proper clean up.

Unfortunately, far too many men haven't the slightest knowledge about the clit and its characteristics. Sure, you can orgasm many times when your pie is lovingly attended to. The quickest way to ruin a lady's enjoyment of a good post coital munch is overstimulating her clit after orgasm. Yes?

Of course, YMMV.

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