"Slugger" chapters 1-2 (IR, preg)

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Miranda rolled double sixes, putting her up by 15 points. I countered with snake eyes, the worst possible outcome. She snickered at my plight.

As my wife was about to toss the dice again, her cellphone rang. She looked at the screen and broke into a familiar smile.

Game over.

"Hey, babe." She pushed the gameboard away. "Nothing, just sitting here watching TV. What are you up to? Oh, sweet — see you when you get here."

With a faraway glint in her eye, she hung up. "His wife's staying in Boston another night. He's on the way."

My shoulders slumped. "Can't you say no once in a while? Tell him you're studying for a test or something?"

"I'm not gonna lie to him." Her lips tightened. "I can't lie to him."

"But we never spend time together anymore."

"We spent time together tonight."

"Wow, a whole hour."

"Look, smartass, if you want to tell him to stop coming over, be my guest."

I blanched. My wife scoffed.

"Didn't think so."

"I ... we ... he ... uh, listen, honey, do you think maybe ... maybe this is going too far?"

"Too far?" Her eyes flashed. "Don't start this sh-it again, Bob. You agreed to this."

"I didn't agree to him moving in with us."

"Oh, don't be stupid, it's just a few times a week."

"He's been coming over every night lately."

"Well, his wife's been out of town and he wants to take advantage of it." She sighed. "Like I said, if you want him to stop coming here, then ask him to take me to a hotel from now on. I doubt he's gonna go for that — he says someone always recognizes him out in public and wants selfies, which is why he started coming here in the first place. But if you want, go ahead and ask him. See what he says."

I winced. "Can't you?"

"Can't I what?"

"Ask him?"

"Why in the world would I do that?"

"Well ... I ... it's just ..."

"Just what?" She looked at me like I was the most pathetic mo-therfucker on earth. "I'm not the one who wants him to stop coming over, Bob. You are. If you're too much of a wuss to stand up for yourself, that's not my problem. I actually like him coming here, so why would I ask him to stop?"

I had no answer.

Miranda sniffed. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go get ready."

She drifted to the bathroom with me trailing behind. Miranda didn't need to do much to prepare for her lover's visit because she was naturally beautiful, and as I watched her apply makeup I was reminded of all the reaso-ns I'd fallen for her — and why I was enduring so much to hold onto our marriage.

My wife glared at me through the mirror. "Can't you go find something to do? I hate you moping around in the damn hallway when I'm trying to get ready."

"S-sorry."

"You creep me out standing there like that."

"Sorry."

She dabbed the eyeliner pencil against the corner of her eyelid. "Go pour me some wine, why don't you? And fix him a dri-nk while you're at it."

Demoralized, I trudged to the kitchen.

As I opened a new bottle of Pinot noir, I sh-it my diaper and cried like a baby.


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It was supposed to have been a "routine operation" to remove a benign tumor in my groin, but the doctor fucked it up. The botched procedure rendered me impotent and incontinent, snu-ffing out my sex life and for-cing me to wear Depends. The nerve damage also caused a severe lower back condition that prevented me from doing physical labor or sitting for long periods.

I tried suing the quack bastard, but he skipped town after it was revealed that he'd been performing surgeries as an osteopath with an expired license, and had ki-lled two patients before injuring me and six others. He was eventually arrested living under an assumed name in Billings, Montana, but he didn't have any assets or insurance. It took months for his case to go to trial because the defense attorney kept requesting psychological evaluations, with the judge rubberstamping every motion.

Meanwhile, life as I knew it was over at age 24, all because of some piece-of-sh-it sawbones. I was unable to continue working on the dock at the Acme Refrigerator Warehouse. I couldn't get any kind of office job, either, thanks to my inability to sit for more than a few minutes at a time. Having no other choice, I went on government assistance.

After the fraudulent surgeon was finally deemed competent to stand trial, he was sentenced to life in priso-n, although there was no justice for his victims. I got nothing, other than a paltry government check every month, a broken dick, sh-it-and-piss-filled diapers, a bad back that prevented me from earning a living — and an irritated, unsatisfied wife.

Sex between Miranda and me had never sparked fireworks even when my penis was functional. But our intimacy stopped altogether after the operation, and her frustration steadily mounted until eventually boiling over.

It started a few days after I came home from the hospital, when Miranda barred me from sle-eping in the bed with her. "No offense, but I can't take the smell when you sh-it your diapers," she said with a crinkled-up nose. From then on, I was relegated to the couch.

My physical limitations were exacerbated by my financial shortcomings. The SSI checks were paying the bills, but barely. Miranda was in college working toward a public relations degree, and we had initially agreed that I would support us with my warehouse job while she finished school. Unfortunately, Doctor Dickhead fucked up those plans, although my ambitious wife was determined to overcome the misfortune and graduate on time. She didn't want to work while carrying a full load, though, so we tried to tough it out with my assistance checks. It was like swimming in quicksand.

I tried to make up for my lack of income and virility by picking up 100% of the chores around the apartment, buying inexpensive-but-cute little gifts, and generally sucking up to my wife at every turn. Cleaning destroyed my back, but I pushed myself to do it every day. For her. Nothing I did seemed to work, though. The more I tried to please her, the more annoyed she became. She was always bitching about something. I was a loser. I was pathetic. I was dragging her down. She never should've married me. That last one always cut the deepest, especially after she stopped wearing her wedding ring.

Finally, on a sad, rainy evening I'll never forget, she put it all out there.

"I can't take it anymore," she told me. "I need sex, Bob. I can't keep living like this. I'm still in my early 20s — am I supposed to go without physical contact for the rest of my fucking life?"

Although I was crying inside, I put on a brave face and agreed that she should find someone to fulfill her needs. At that point, I was willing to try anything to keep our crumbling union together. From Day One I'd realized that Miranda was far out of my league, and I'd always been thankful that she was young and dumb enough to elope with me at age 18. Now that she was starting to question that decision, I vowed to do everything in my power to prevent her from leaving me, including consenting to her having affairs.

I asked only one favor from my beloved bride after she decided to start stepping out:

"Just don't do anything to embarrass me, okay?"

She assured me she wouldn't.

Bull fucking sh-it.

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Miranda came in contact with a lot of guys at college, and once she made it known that she was available it wasn't long before her classmates started asking her out. It tore me up inside to watch her get ready for dates, but I bit my lip and stifled my tears, knowing I had no other choice if I wanted to stay with her. There were a lot of lonely nights and wet pillowcases, although when she'd get home the following morning well-fucked and exhausted, I'd greet her with a fake smile and a hot cup of chai tea. I'd learned early on that she preferred to be left alone after her trysts, so I'd make myself scarce on those "days after," only checking in with her once in a while to see if she needed refills.

My wife became much nicer to me after she started getting laid regularly. The constant bitching stopped, and she seemed to be in a better mood most of the time. We returned to watching TV together and playing board games, just like old times. But the balance of power had definitely shifted. My acquiescence to her affairs proved how desperate and clingy I was, and once she realized she could get me to do practically anything she wanted, she started lording it over me in various ways. She became a lot more demanding when it came to things like laundry and housework, and soon the requests turned into orders, with the word "please" completely vanishing from her vocabulary.

Although she seemed happier, Miranda's cruel side would sometimes emerge, particularly after she'd had a few glasses of wine. She'd lay into me about how my condition had thrown us into poverty and d her to see other guys. "Useless" was her go-to insult during these dru-nken tirades. I'd sit there with my head down, silently absorbing the abu-se.

I guess you could say I was an idiot for putting up with it all, but I felt I had no choice. Sure, I could've left her, but that would've been a guaranteed one-way ticket to Lonely Street. Who else would've wanted me? I was damaged goods, a literal welfare case with no earning potential, a dick that didn't work and a dependency on Depends. I realized women weren't exactly going to be beating down my door, so I kissed Miranda's sexy little ass and hoped for the best.

We carved out an existence we both could live with: She focused on school, enjoyed her flings and basically did whatever the hell she wanted, while I stayed in the background and did whatever she told me to do. In return, she treated me halfway decently most of the time. Every now and then I'd muster the courage to voice an independent opinion, only to wilt at the slightest frown of disapproval. There was no question who wore the pants in our relationship — and who wore the diapers.

I was getting the raw end of the deal for sure, and it was absolutely devastating to sit home alone on the nights when Miranda was out getting laid. But I learned to cope. She seemed a hell of a lot happier and wasn't always yelling at me — and most importantly, she'd stopped constantly lamenting her decision to marry me. So, it wasn't as bad as it could've been. I was counting my blessings, such as they were.

Then, during Miranda's senior year, everything went haywire when she started an internship at J.T.W. Marketing, Inc. as an assistant to the owner, James T. Wallace.

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He had once been a promising first baseman for the Worchester Blue Sox, not quite an All-Star but a decent young major league ballplayer for three years before he ruined his knee sliding into second. He struck out a lot but hit the ball a country mile when he connected, like he did in Game 2 of the 2005 Championship Series, when he blasted a 452-foot walk-off grand slam into the upper deck of Fervor Credit Union Stadium. Although the Blue Sox ultimately lost in five games, the homer was the highlight of James's otherwise-unremarkable career, in which he hit .257 lifetime with 46 home runs and 379 strikeouts, an average of 15 dingers and 126 K's per seaso-n. The word on James was that he would've likely developed into a better hitter had he not gotten hurt — the same misfortune that had befallen hundreds of hotshot prospects throughout the history of the game.

James hadn't been in The Show long enough to make an astronomical salary, but he'd been smart, saving and investing a good portion of his signing bonus and earnings. When his playing days were over, James opened a PR firm that focused on sports marketing, and it was an instant success. Life after baseball suited the former slugger; he was married, but like a lot of rich, powerful, handsome ex-major leaguers, he had an array of young, sexy sidepieces on standby.

After Miranda began her internship at J.T.W., she quickly became his main squeeze. She was happy to serve as a booty-call for her dashing, forty-something African American boss, and would drop everything whenever he'd get an opportunity to sneak away from his wife for a quickie, or on rare occasions, overnight visits that involved sex until dawn.

Miranda had fucked several of her classmates, but those had been casual hookups. She was clearly falling for this James Wallace guy, and it scared the sh-it out of me. Literally. Whenever the thought crossed my mind, anxiety churned my stomach, and I'd fill my diaper, wallowing in shame and excrement.

It got sh-ittier when James started invading my home.

He didn't like hotels. While he wasn't exactly a household name, there were plenty of people who recognized him and wanted their pictures taken with him. He was afraid his wife might go online and see a photo of him posing with a starry-eyed fan in the lobby of some no-tell motel.

"He's gonna start coming here," Miranda announced one evening shortly after beginning her affair with the middle-aged, married ex-ballplayer. "If he comes in through the backdoor, he's not likely to run into anyone because nobody in the building ever uses that entrance."

I groaned. "Can't he rent one of those Airbnb places or something? He's got the money. Does he really have to come here, Miranda?"

She flipped her hair. "Listen, we agreed I could see other people. That means more than just a hard dick, Bob. It means having a relationship with someone. And having a relationship with someone means inviting them home once in a while. Now, I don't want to hear any more about it. Don't try and make me feel guilty; if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't need to have a man come over here in the first place — would I?"

I bowed my head. That was that.

James's first visit was two days later. There would be many more.

At first, I'd go to the Pyramid Bar and get dru-nk while my wife entertained her debonair guest. After closing time, if his car was still parked outside the building, I'd rent a cheap motel room and cry into a strange pillow until passing out from vodka and anguish.

Occasionally, I didn't have time to escape. James would phone from 2-3 blocks away at all hours of the night. After Miranda gave him a key early on in their relationship, he sometimes wouldn't even bother to call, barging in like he owned the place, pulling my wife into our bedroom and fucking her brains out before dashing off into the moonlight.

His visits became routine, and my bar tabs and motel bills started adding up, so I learned to set my jaw and stick it out when James dropped by, holing up in the kitchen while he took my wife. I almost always had tears in my eyes during these escapades, but I'd be lying if I said listening to Miranda's ani-mal cries wasn't also starting to turn me on. Maybe it was a coping mechanism to help me deal with James's hum-iliating booty calls ... but my wife sure did sound sexy when she was getting railed. She'd never moaned and groaned that way with me — back in the good ol' days when I had a dick that worked.

I tried to avoid James as much as possible during his visits but that was nigh impossible, since our one-bedroom apartment offered few hiding places. He didn't say much to me when he came over, although he regarded me with a sort of amused disdain, making it abundantly clear that he had no respect for me whatsoever.

To be honest, I could understand where he was coming from. After all, I was passively standing by while he came to my apartment whenever he pleased and fucked my wife in what had once been my bed. I couldn't look the man in the eye and acted like a scared ch-ild around him.

Respect?

I didn't deserve any goddamn respect. He knew it and so did I.

So did Miranda.

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From my seat at the kitchen table, I could hear the front door open and close, followed by a girlish squeal and the wet smack of a kiss.

"Damn, baby, you look amazing," the familiar, manly baritone rang out. "As always."

"So do you," my wife purred. "As always."

I slammed Popov from the bottle as the bedroom door creaked open. Nobody bothered closing it.

For the next hour while James and my wife fucked, I got dru-nk and played solitaire in the kitchen. Because of my bad back I could only sit for a short time before I had to lie down on the floor. Having done this many times, I'd planned ahead and brought a blanket and pillow, along with extra diapers. I drove myself crazy during my lonely vigil, trying one minute to ignore the moans floating through the apartment, and the next minute straining to hear every bedspring creak and labored breath. The sounds started making me horny.

What a pathetic sight I must have been, lying there on the floor with my diaper and sweats around my ankles, playing with my deceased ding-a-ling, ear cocked to the door, eyes closed in shame while I listened to my wife get nailed in the next room by a better man.

The action eventually built to a crescendo of screams, followed by a moment of silence.

My wife's voice made me flinch:

"Bob! Bring us some water in here, would you?"

With a bitter sigh, I lumbered to my feet, yanked up my diaper and sweatpants, sucked down a nip of vodka and grabbed two bottles from the fridge.

I kept my head lowered but in my peripheral vision I could see James sitting on the edge of my former mattress putting on his shoes. I handed my wife her water before offering the other bottle to her lover. He snatched it from my grip.

"Thanks, Bobby, this should hit the spot — we got a good workout in here," he said through a smirk.

"Uh, no problem," I mumbled, turning on my heel and scooting back to the kitchen as fast as my bad back allowed.

As I swigged more vodka, I listened to James mark his territory with a 60-second piss. The tinkling echoed tauntingly throughout the apartment, reminding me that I did most of my urinating into adult diapers. After a flush, I heard water running in the sink. There were whispers in the hall, the smack of a goodbye kiss and the door's click.

I sat stock-still at the table with my ears pricked, hoping Miranda might call for another dri-nk of water, more wine or a post-coital snack — anything that would allow me a few precious seconds of contact with my faithless bride. Unfortunately, like most nights after James's visits, she flopped into bed and dozed off without so much as a grunt my way.

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By the time Miranda woke up the next morning, I had a hot plate of French Toast with whipped cream and strawberries ready. Breakfast in bed was served with a for-ced smile.

"Hey, sle-epy-head." I set the tray on the mattress. "How you feeling this morning?"

"Fine."

I could tell she wasn't in the mood to talk so I made myself scarce, heading to the bathroom to hopefully impress her by cleaning the toilet. While I scrubbed — making sure to do it loudly so she'd hear my efforts — her phone's text tone beeped, followed by an excited "YES!"

When the commode was sparkling, I washed my hands and refilled Miranda's tea.

"I'm gonna be late tonight," she said. "I'm working at J.T.W. after class, and James just texted; he wants me to stay after. Patrice is coming back from Boston, and he says he can't come over tonight. But he wants a quickie at the office before he goes home."

"Um, okay. Uh, have fun."

She sipped her tea. "I wish he'd just leave the bitch. He's not happy with her."

"Well, obviously."

She slammed her cup down. "Don't be a smartass, Bob. Quit running your fucking mouth about him — what he does is none of your business."

Instead of asking her why she'd broached the subject if it was none of my business, I folded as usual and peeped out a submissive "sorry, honey."

When Miranda finished breakfast, she showered and dressed before heading off to school.

"Bye, hon, have a good day, I love you," I called as she left the apartment.

She shut the door without saying jack sh-it back.

I spent the next few hours slumped in front of the television playing video games, downing vodka, gobbling Cheetos and feeling like a total fucking loser. Most days while Miranda was at school, I'd veg for a while, get dru-nk, take a nap and then pull myself together to start cleaning, so the place would be in order by the time she got home. Knowing she was going to be late, though, I stayed on the couch a bit longer — and drank a bit more — than usual.

A half-a-fifth of ***** and several rounds of Art of War later, I dozed off. I was able to take a three-hour nap and still have the apartment spotless and dinner on the table by the time Miranda got home.

I noticed she was carrying a dru-gstore bag. Without a word, she made a beeline to the bathroom, and I stood in the hall for several minutes wondering what the hell was going on.

Finally, she emerged with a worried look on her face.

"I'm pregnant," she said.

I lost control of my bowels and filled my diaper.


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I held my wife's hand while she gave birth to her lover's so-n.

James Junior was a big one like his dad, checking in at a robust 10 lbs. 7 oz. He also had his fa-ther's complexion, making my cuckold status obvious to everyone in the delivery room. The doctor and nurses seemed unfazed, but I felt like crawling into a hole and dying, even though I'd been preparing for the moment. Miranda had told everyone in our Lamaze class that I was her husband but that it wasn't my baby, which was hum-iliating enough. But the shame I felt immediately following the birth represented a new low.

The real fa-ther never showed up. I'd called him from Miranda's cellphone while driving her to the hospital, leaving a message explaining that his chi-ld was about to be born. He never called back, although a dozen roses showed up in the recovery room a few hours after Little James was delivered. The unsigned card was inscribed "Still my TFP," which made my wife giggle. I had no idea what it meant, but I knew what her smile meant — the flowers were from Big James.

Since there were no medical complications, Miranda was home with the baby two days after giving birth. Three days later, James finally called to say he was coming over.

Grabbing a pillow, blanket and a few extra Depends, I headed toward the kitchen, only to have Miranda stop me.

"Don't go anywhere; James says he wants to talk to you. Plus, I need you in here to help with JJ. Now, go wet a washcloth with warm water and bring it here. And I could use an orange juice while you're at it."

I wasn't happy but I complied and then hunkered down in the easy chair, wondering what in the world my wife's lover could possibly want to discuss with me.

James let himself in with his key and made a beeline for Miranda, kissing her deeply before pulling back with a sorrowful expression.

"I'm sorry, baby, I would've come earlier but I couldn't get away from Patrice," he explained.

Miranda — who tore me a new asshole whenever I was five minutes late for anything — just smiled and presented the king with his heir.

"I can't believe it," he said over and over as he cradled his so-n in his arms. "My little slugger."

According to Miranda, James's wife couldn't bear chi-ldren, and JJ was his firstborn. I was skeptical when she initially told me that, but seeing how he reacted after being introduced to his so-n changed my mind. Whereas I'd fully expected the bigshot ex-ballplayer to be an uncaring, absentee sperm donor with kids from multiple mistresses scattered throughout the continent, he genuinely appeared to be overwhelmed with joy, and fa-therhood seemed like a new, magical experience for him.

The baby dozed off, and James handed him to me so he could cuddle with my wife on the couch. This wasn't a booty call, since Miranda had just given birth and was in no condition to fool around. Mo-ther and fa-ther simply nuzzled each other and relaxed while I sat across the room from them in the easy chair, rocking their slum-bering in-fant and seething with jealousy and resentment.

It was ki-lling my back to remain seated for so long, but I bit my lip and swallowed the pain. I also filled my diaper while I sat there, but tried to be quiet about it. Thankfully, with the aid of the anti-odor lining, no one seemed to notice.

"I'm gonna get you into a better place," James told my wife as he glanced around our tiny, spartan apartment. "Then, once you're rested up, now that you're done with school we're gonna get you started at the company full-time like we talked about."

"Well, I appreciate it, baby. I love you so much."

"Love you too, babe."

My wife snogged with her boyfriend for several minutes while I averted my eyes, holding their chi-ld and feeling like an unwanted, unloved, lowdown loser. To top it off, I was developing a rash from my dirty diaper. It was all I could do to keep from crying.

After breaking off the kiss, James glowered my way. "So, what are we gonna do about you?"

I blinked. "Um ... sorry, what?"

"I said, what are we gonna do about you? I'm moving my woman and so-n into a nice house; gonna hire her as a VP at the firm, so she can take care of my baby. So, where does that leave you?"

Tears filled my eyes. "OMG, Miranda, please, I'm begging you, don't get a divorce. Please ... PLEASE??"

My wife turned to her boyfriend and grimaced. "He's such a loser."

James stared me down. "Well, he has to know what's what. Otherwise, this ain't gonna work."

"Oh, Bob will do what he's told." My wife smirked at me. "Won't you, Bob?"

They clearly had something cooked up, but I brushed aside my misgivings and kowtowed.

"Yes, please, Miranda, whatever you want. Please, I'll do anything."

James rubbed his chin.

"Anything?"

I gulped. "Um ... of course."

He grinned. "Well, I'm glad to hear that, Bobby. I really am. As long as you do what you're told, this might just work out for everyone. Now, then, let's talk about your new job ..."

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I'd always heard about rich guys who had secret families on the side, but I never dreamed I'd be part of such a household.

Well, it might be a stretch to say I was actually a member of James's second family; my roles were servant and babysitter, per the terms of the "new job" I was for-ced to accept in order to keep Miranda in my life. In exchange for being on the clock 24/7, I was given food, shelter and the opportunity to stay married — if only on paper.

While I busied myself every day watching JJ and fighting through back pain to clean the cozy new suburban home James had purchased, Miranda's career took off. She'd been awarded a vice-presidency right out of college because she was fucking the boss, but it turned out she was a marketing genius who ran circles around her more-experienced colleagues. Her six-figure salary meant I no longer qualified for government assistance, which rendered me completely penniless and at the mercy of my wife and her benefactor.

James refused to have his young prince bottle-fed, so Miranda took JJ to breast, although when her lover wasn't around, she constantly complained about how much she hated it. James bought one of those harnesses for me to wear while Miranda was at work, so that JJ could still have his mo-ther's milk without breaking the suckling routine. It wasn't something I enjoyed doing, but my wants and needs were never a consideration.

My life had fallen completely off the rails. I had no family, and was glad my parents were dead so I wouldn't have to explain why my wife had given birth to a mixed-race chi-ld. I did have in-laws, although Miranda's mo-ther and sister knew all about our situation and thought it was great. Luckily for me, they both lived on the other side of the country, so I rarely had to face them.

Feeling I had no other choice, I threw myself into my "new job" as the family servant, but it wasn't easy, either physically or spiritually. Every night Miranda returned to a spotless house, a clean, rested, well-fed so-n, and an eager-though-exhausted toady waiting to obey her every whim. My wife never wanted for anything. She never lifted a finger or changed a diaper.

Life was good — for her.

For me, it was soul-crushing. I knew I'd made a deal with the devil to keep Miranda in my life, and I constantly questioned whether it was worth it. My marriage hadn't exactly been all sunshine and rainbows before I'd started my "new job" — but under this new arrangement, any vestiges of our old life together were wiped off the face of the earth.

Gone were the nights spent binge-watching favorite TV shows and playing board games. Gone were normal husband-wife conversations, even those we'd had after the operation, when I was desperately sucking up and agreeing with everything she said. Those were one-sided discussions to be sure — but at least we were talking. After James hired me for my "new job," Miranda started actually treating me like her employee, and our interactions either involved her barking orders or bitching about something I'd done wrong.

I became a mere appliance while she focused on her chi-ld, career and boss — and not necessarily in that order. She remained at James's beck and call, and would drop everything to accommodate him. At the office, from what I could glean, they were the Dynamic Duo, working elbow-to-elbow and pushing the firm to new heights. Colleagues apparently whispered about them having an affair, but James and Miranda kept their romantic relationship under wraps at work, and the watercooler scuttlebutt remained unproven.

Since James owned our house, he of course had a key, and as had been his practice at our old apartment, he often dropped by unannounced whenever he could get away from his wife. It was stressful as hell living with his specter constantly hanging over my head, knowing at any time he could suddenly come strutting through the door. The atmosphere in the house would completely change when he'd cross the threshold. My wife would squeal to JJ, "Daddy's here!" and I'd usually end up sh-itting myself from the stress.

Because Miranda's world revolved around James, that meant he occupied a prominent spot in my headspace as well, whether I liked it or not. The refrigerator always had to be well-stocked with his favorite foods and beverages, and it was understood that those items were off-limits to me. While he wasn't a Muslim, he'd been raised to reject swine, so pork wasn't allowed in the house at all, despite my love of bacon. James liked his whiskey chilled, so I kept a full flask in the freezer. He preferred jasmine incense. He thought green apples tasted better than red ones. The orange juice had to be free of pulp. And he liked my wife in red negligées, so I made sure they were always hand-washed and ready to wear.

My relationship with James had changed, too, and not for the better. Whereas he'd pretty much ignored me before JJ was born, once we moved to the new house he started treating me like sh-it. Maybe he felt some primal need to establish who the "real daddy" was, or perhaps he just lost all respect for me after I agreed to his ridiculous "job offer" and became a literal servant to his second family. Whatever the reaso-n, he took to dogging me relentlessly when he came over. Making it worse, Miranda thought the way he treated me was hilarious. She especially liked how he made me call him "sir;" I overheard her on the phone telling her sister how much it turned her on.

With a bowed head and a submissive smile, I put up with it all. But I paid a steep perso-nal price and was consumed by self-hatred. I stopped looking at myself in the mirror, even while shaving or brushing my teeth, because I was ashamed at what lurked behind those dead eyes.

The soul of a loser. A pathetic, cuckolded loser.

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Miranda's screams rang out from the next room while I sat on the rocking chair, feeding little JJ from my breast contraption. Every now and then, my back would get to aching and I'd stand up and carry the boy around the room, bouncing him gently with each step. Then I'd sit back down and return to rocking him, hoping to keep him quiet so I wouldn't disturb his amorous parents.

Things got quiet for a few minutes, and then I heard conversation and giggles. Finally, James's booming voice summoned me:

"Bobby! Bring JJ in here."

I hurried toward the bedroom. James smiled as I handed over his baby.

"Hey, Slugger!" He leaned in and touched noses. JJ giggled, as did his mommy.

I stood there vicariously enjoying the family moment until Miranda glanced up at me, pointed to her empty glass and snapped her fingers. I hopped into action, and when I got back with her refill, James was discussing vacation plans.

"The convention in the Bahamas got cancelled, but Patrice doesn't know that," he said. "It's a whole week. I'm thinking we should just go."

Miranda beamed. "Hell, yeah, that would be so awesome! You talking about bringing JJ? Or ... more like a romantic trip?"

"I don't know." James scowled at me. "I'm not sure I'd trust leaving my so-n with Pussyboy for a whole week."

I squirmed at the use of the hum-iliating nickname he'd given me. Miranda giggled.

James scratched his ear. "Maybe we could just bring the little wimp with us. I want to spend more time with JJ, but I also want to have a little fun."

"As long as you don't mind, that probably would be the best of both worlds," Miranda agreed. "Bob could watch JJ while we went snorkeling and stuff — and I wouldn't have to change diapers."

"What do you think, Pussyboy?" James sneered. "You up for a trip to the Bahamas?"


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I never knew what true love looked like until I spent a week with Miranda and James on a tropical island.

It had been a long, grueling flight to Nassau. Miranda and James sat in first class while I was stuck with the riffraff in the rear holding JJ in my lap. It was mur-der on my back, especially during stretches where I had to remain seated with the seatbelt on. By the time we landed, I was in excruciating pain. That didn't stop James from saddling me with the luggage, and I struggled to keep up as he strode through the terminal cradling his so-n in one arm while my wife held his other hand.

On the ride to the hotel, I sat in the back of the taxi van with the suitcases while Miranda and James chatted with the driver up front. Luckily, a bellhop met us at the hotel entrance and grabbed the bags, saving me from having to carry them. James had rented a luxury suite that provided a stunning view of the Atlantic Ocean. I was assigned a small, windowless room two floors below theirs.

"Unpack everything and then stay up here and watch JJ; we're going exploring," James announced after the bellhop brought in the bags and rolled a crib into the suite. James tipped the porter, grabbed my wife's hand and swept out the door.

JJ was cranky from the long trip but he finally went down for a nap. I lay him in the crib and idly drifted through the room, stopping in my tracks when I spotted the minibar. I felt a sudden thirst that needed quenching.

A fierce internal battle raged inside my head. Should I? What would James say? He'd surely get pissed off ... wouldn't he? Then again ... so what if he did? What's the worst that could happen? I had put up with so much bullsh-it; didn't I deserve a goddamn dri-nk once in a while? I knew those in-room minibar bottles were ridiculously expensive, but it wasn't like James didn't have the money. One dri-nk wasn't too much to ask. Was it? Then again ...

I managed to hold out for a half hour before slipping a bottle of Grey Goose from the sleeve and downing it. A warm feeling immediately washed over me, and I smiled as I stood in front of the picture window, marveling at the beauty of the expansive, bluish-green ocean glimmering in the tropical sunlight. Even though I had been brought along on the trip to serve as babysitter-slash-gofer, I figured I might as well enjoy the vacation as much as possible.

My good mood lasted about five minutes. Then, Miranda and James came back to the room.

He frowned at the empty bottle on the table and stormed toward me. I cowered as he leaned in and smelled my breath.

"You been dri-nking when you're supposed to be watching my so-n, Pussyboy?!"

I crapped my diaper. "Um, it was only one, sir. I didn't—"

Before I could finish the sentence, James leaned forward and grabbed my earlobe.

"Ow, ow, sir, ow!"

Miranda crossed her arms.

"What the hell's wrong with you, Bob? We thought we could trust you."

"I'm sorry, it was just one dri-nk," I bleated while James twisted harder.

"That's one dri-nk too goddamn many," James snapped as he let go of my ear and pushed me away. "Don't let it happen again."

"I ... I won't, sir."

"Good. Because if I can't trust you to take care of my kid, then we got no use for you, Pussyboy."

Miranda scowled. "Do you ever dri-nk at home when you're watching JJ?"

I cleared my throat. "Um, sometimes. But never more than one or two dri-nks."

"Well, that stops now." My wife shook her head. "Like James said, if you can't take care of JJ right, I don't see the point in even keeping you around. I'll just hire a damn babysitter and you can move your useless, sorry ass on down the road."

In a panic, I dropped to my knees and clasped my hands. "Oh, please, Miranda, please I won't dri-nk anymore when I'm watching him, please."

"No, Pussyboy, from now on, you won't dri-nk at all." James bared his teeth. "Got it?"

"Yes, sir. No more dri-nking, sir."

"You better shape your ass up, Pussyboy. Or you WILL be out on the street, and I'll just hire someone else to do your job. You got it?"

"Yes, sir. Please, sir, I'll ... I'll do whatever you say, sir."

He nodded regally. "That's what I like to hear, Pussyboy."

JJ started to stir, and Miranda ordered me to change and feed him. While I took care of that, my wife and her lover disrobed and donned swimsuits. I tried not to gawk at Miranda, and then felt ashamed that I was reluctant to look at my own wife's naked body.

"You want to bring the baby?" my wife asked her lover.

"Sure — Bobby, get everything together and meet us on the beach," James said before leading Miranda out of the suite. I took note of how he'd called me "Bobby" in front of his so-n instead of "Pussyboy," and I wondered if that meant anything, even though JJ was far too young to understand words.

It took only a few minutes to grab a beach blanket, some towels and JJ's diaper bag, which contained a few of my own Depends, along with the breastfeeding contraption and some toys. I carried the baby through the hotel hallway to the elevator, which was empty until stopping on the 3rd floor to pick up an elderly couple. They looked at me, then glanced at JJ before frowning and turning away. I was used to that reaction, and nothing was said as the elevator made it way to the lobby, although I muttered under my breath, "fucking racists."

I found my wife and her boyfriend relaxing on a bench near the sand.

"Spread the blanket out over there." Miranda pointed toward a spot near a palm tree before holding out her arms, indicating that she wanted JJ. I handed over the baby and hopped to it, getting the blanket set up in less than a minute.

My wife made me stand there waiting while she and James relaxed on the bench playing with JJ. She finally passed the kid back to me. "We're going swimming," she said. "Keep him in the shade."

I found a spot under the palm tree and watched my wife and her lover stroll hand-in-hand down the beach. I wasn't the only one looking at them; despite their age difference, they made the perfect couple. James was still in splendid condition years after retiring from baseball, while my wife had quickly regained her figure after giving birth to JJ. Lots of heads turned as they ambled through the sand chatting and laughing, stopping every few yards to kiss.

As they approached the ocean, they both broke into a sprint before diving into the water at the same time. I spent the next 45 minutes taking care of their baby and watching them swim, splash each other and make out. Waves of jealousy made me nauseous and anxious, causing me to fill my Depends. I tried to focus my thoughts elsewhere, but there was nowhere else to go. James and Miranda were in love. Everyone on the beach could see that.

I sat there resenting James from the depths of my soul. My ear still throbbed from his pinching it so violently. That punishment had followed months of verbal and emotional abu-se from the smug so-nofabitch. He'd made it clear from the first day he'd barged into our apartment to fuck my wife that he had no respect for me whatsoever, but for some reaso-n he started treating me like a slave after JJ was born — and he seemed to really be enjoying that dynamic.

After pondering the matter long and hard, I came to the conclusion that while James hadn't thought much of me one way or another when Miranda was just a booty call, once their baby was born and their relationship developed into something more, I needed to be dealt with one way or another. James chose to keep me on as a whipping boy. He wanted to rub my nose in the fact that Miranda was in love with him, not me, and that I was for-ced to live as her literal employee/nanny if I wanted to keep her in my life. He loved making me call him "sir," and putting me down in front of the woman I loved.

James, I concluded, was a sadist.

Otherwise, I could think of no other reaso-n why he was allowing me to stay under his roof as a servant to his second family. Miranda would've divorced me and hired a maid and babysitter in a second if James had told her to, but because he was happy with our arrangement, she was, too, and she clearly got a kick out of watching her lover push me around.

I hoped there also was a strand of our old emotional bond tied somewhere deep inside her, at least to the extent that she knew beyond the shadow of a doubt that she could trust me to take care of her so-n, and that I'd never do anything to hurt him because I was so much in love with her. She also knew that no maid or babysitter would ever put up with her snooty sh-it the way I did.

I figured as long as I plastered on that fake smile of mine and did what I was told, I could be of use to Miranda and James. As I watched them romp around in the scenic ocean, I did my best to stop feeling sorry for myself and focus on their happiness.

I couldn't do it. Like a lovesick sap, I sat there under the palm tree wallowing in self-pity and jealousy, changing one diaper while filling another as a better man romanced my beloved wife.

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I stayed in a funk for months after we got back from the Bahamas, a trip that cemented the love between my wife and the fa-ther of her so-n.

James started coming over every evening, often staying overnight. He didn't seem to care anymore whether his wife was suspicious. I knew things were serious when James asked Miranda, not Patrice, to accompany him to an annual sports marketing banquet in New York, which the ex-ballplayer and his wife had attended together for years.

It was obvious to me where this was headed. Or so I thought.

But life has a funny way of throwing a knuckleball at you when you're expecting the heater. You think the fast one's coming, take a hefty swing — and fall flat on your ass.


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A single point of light glimmered in the darkness, faintly at first, accompanied by a warbling buzz. The throbbing quasar expanded, taking on different shapes and colors before morphing into a series of blurry pictures that flitted in and out of my mind's eye ...

... the familiar vision of James barging into our house ...

... that smirk ...

... him handing me a bottle of water and telling me to dri-nk it ...

... a strange glint in Miranda's eye ...

Then ... nothing. Pure blackness.

I blinked as the real world slowly came into focus. I found myself in a hospital bed. Something felt ... different. My torso.

I glanced down and gasped.

Breasts!

MY breasts!!

I squeezed my eyes shut, figuring I had to be hallucinating. I looked again. Two boobs still protruded from beneath my hospital gown.

In a panic, I reached for my genitals, sighing with relief when I confirmed that my twig and berries were intact. But I noticed other changes. When I licked my lips, they felt bloated. My hips were wider. My fingernails and toenails were painted red. My back didn't hurt and I wasn't wearing a diaper.

"What the hell's going on?" I wailed, and my unfamiliar, feminine voice made me flinch.

There was no one in the room to answer me.

Feeling like Alice in Wonderland, I lay there crying for what must have been several hours, inspecting my large breasts, trying to figure out where implants might have been imbedded. But everything seemed totally natural. There were no scars that I could see — nothing.

Following an eternity of panic and confusion, the door opened and James led Miranda to my bedside. As they approached me, icicles formed in my gut.

"You okay, there, Bobbi?" James sneered. "You look kinda scared."

I blinked. "Uh ... what's ... what's going on, sir?"

"We got you fixed up." He pointed to my breasts. "I'm sure you noticed."

Miranda rested her head on her lover's arm. "I know you're probably confused, Bobbi. It's a lot to process, I know, but you might as well forget about your old life, because as far as everyone is concerned, you're dead."

"D-dead?" I gazed into my wife's eyes, searching for answers but finding only a shark-like coldness.

"Yeah, dead." James smiled. "It's amazing what you can get done when you have the money."

"Your old self is gone," Miranda explained. "Died January 14 of a heart attack. It says so on the death certificate. It was a nice service, although not many people bothered to show up. You weren't exactly Mr. Popular, but we had to keep up appearances, so we held a funeral anyway, and I acted really, really sad. Per your wishes, your ashes were scattered in the ocean. So, there is no more Robert Harrington. Only Bobbi."

James nodded. "Consider this a favor, Bobbi. You did so good in your old job, we decided to give you a promotion. You just graduated from plain old servant to maid. And pretty soon, nursemaid."

I blinked. "Uh ... what ... um ..."

"Miranda and I are in love, Bobbi." James patted my wife's belly. "She's pregnant again, and I don't want to keep her or my chi-ldren hidden away from the world anymore. I'm not tucking her away — I love this woman. I'm divorcing Patrice and Miranda and I are getting married ... and then I'm moving my family into a nice, big house so we can all live together. Patrice is okay with the divorce, and it's been amicable. Our only problem was what to do with you. It was one thing to have you hanging around as a servant while Miranda was out of the spotlight. She says you're such a sap for her, you'd never do anything to hurt JJ; she says you'd give your life for him. Well, that means something to me. I really don't like the idea of some stranger watching my so-n, so I figured you had your uses. But once Miranda and I are out in the open, it's going to hard to explain why her ex-husband is still living with us. Plus, there's the issue of breastfeeding. That really was the deciding factor."

My wife shook her head. "Ugh, I hated that, but James doesn't want his babies to be bottle-fed. So, this is the perfect solution, Bobbi."

I blinked. "Wha ... what ... I ... I don't understand."

"One of my clients is a sports doctor," James said. "He's also a very good friend. The man is a genius; he's devised a radical regeneration procedure that can heal damaged nerves. He's still trying to get approved to do the operation above-board, but it works. You're living proof, Bobbi. Your back is healed."

"Congratulations." My wife smirked. "You don't have to wear diapers anymore."

"Um ... I ... I ..."

"James told him to keep you impotent, though," Miranda added with a chortle.

Her lover nodded. "You'll be too busy with the babies to worry about that little thing, anyway, Bobbi."

My mind was reeling as James continued: "Dr. Evans is also an expert on how the body processes hormones, and has found ingenious ways to enhance sports performance by increasing testosterone levels in athletes while avoiding detection. When he told me at the banquet last month that he also does gender surgery, and that it's possible for biological males to lac-tate when infused with high levels of prolactin ... well, everything just clicked into place, Bobbi."

"James is going to give me lots of babies," Miranda beamed. "And guess who's going to be doing all the breastfeeding?"

I couldn't process another word. Consciousness circled the drain until the world turned black again.


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Kendra was causing me excruciating pain although it wasn't her fault — two-month-old in-fants need nourishment.

That didn't assuage my bitterness as Miranda and James's second-born gnawed at my sore, cracked nipple. Since I couldn't blame the baby, I focused my ire on the man who'd literally sn-uffed out my old life and transformed me into an overworked, lactating freakish slave. Miranda was every bit as guilty as James, but being hopelessly in love with my ex-wife, I gave her a free pass, telling myself that he was solely responsible for my death and shocking rebirth.

Deep down, I knew that was horsesh-it. Miranda had gleefully gone along with each step of my transformation, often orchestrating my debasement herself. It started with bringing James to our apartment and fucking him right under my nose. What kind of woman does that to her husband after he'd graciously granted her permission to sle-ep around because of his disability? From the beginning of all this, Miranda had been every bit as cruel as James, and sometimes even more so.

But in my new life as Bobbi, a transgendered non-perso-n without a birth certificate or last name, I needed something to hold onto, so I clung to my feelings for the girl who'd once eloped with me, and had promised to love me forever. I couldn't get mad at my darling Miranda, no matter how many times she broke my heart, which happened several times a day. So, I made James the scapegoat.

That drama was all in my head, though. In the real world, James was king, and I wouldn't dare voice my disdain for him or the things he'd done to me. Both he and Miranda had made it clear that they wanted their maid to be cheerful at all times, so I did my best. It wasn't easy.

From my rocking chair, I could see out the back window overlooking the deck, where James and Miranda relaxed on side-by-side chaise lounges. It was a beautiful, sunny Saturday afternoon, and following a hard week at the firm my masters had a lazy day planned.

Idle days didn't exist for me. Between taking care of Kendra and chasing after JJ, who was in the last throes of the Terrible Twos, free time was a foreign concept.

Perhaps staying so busy wasn't such a bad thing, I thought as I rocked in my chair, wincing every time the suckling hit a sore spot. The hormones I was on caused me to be emotional at the drop of a hat, so the less time I had to ponder my sorry existence, the better. Whenever I contemplated how James had literally stolen my identity and turned me into an undocumented maid and wetnurse, I'd start weeping and fall into a deep depression. And my masters didn't want that.

When I came home from the hospital following my gender surgery, Miranda told me my "constant waterworks" from the hormones were getting on her nerves, so from then on I saved my tears for bedtime. Every night, I'd weep into my pillow, often to the strains of my ex-wife getting her guts fucked out in the master bedroom next door. After Miranda got pregnant for the second time and had Kendra, the constant wakeups from the crying baby worsened my sullen disposition, although during the day I managed to maintain a cheerful disposition, per my masters' wishes.

As I rocked back and forth reflecting on all the sadness in my life, Kendra looked up at me with a smile on her little nursing lips, which caused me to tear up and feel mushy inside. Although I hated what James had done to me, I couldn't help bonding with the little one after two months of breastfeeding. Still, I knew she would grow up to see me as nothing but a servant, the same as JJ, and would probably treat me just as horribly as he did.

While I had tender feelings for Kendra, I could no longer say the same about JJ. He'd been a good baby, but as he was approaching three years old, it was hard not to hate the little bastard. He knew I had no authority over him and resisted my every effort to get him to do anything. If it was bath time and he didn't feel like getting in the tub, he'd stand there stomping his foot and screaming, and I'd have to try to figure out a way to shut the little prick up and get him clean without being too for-ceful. During meals, he often refused to eat, or would take a bite, chew for a second and then spit the food in my face.

There was nothing I could do about JJ's behavior. Any attempt at exerting discipline always earned a swift reprimand from my masters — especially James, whose booming refrain of "you don't talk to my so-n like that" caused me to wilt every time.

I lived in constant dread of incurring my employers' wrath. It wasn't just that James would take a belt to my ass if I really pissed him off. While his beatings were indeed terrible, pain wasn't what frightened me the most. I felt as though my life literally depended on my service. I figured if they were willing to ki-ll me off once, they might have no problem making it real the second time around, should I fail to prove myself useful. Fearing for my neck like that every day took a toll on my nervous system, but it also spurred me on whenever I'd start dragging from all the long, hard hours, or when resentment over how unfairly I'd been treated threatened to annihilate me.

My new world offered a few bright spots. James' doctor friend was indeed a genius, and it was nice not being in constant back pain, or having to wear diapers. I thought it was a cruel flourish for James to have instructed the doc to leave me impotent during the surgery, but I was thankful he'd at least kept my genitals intact. My hectic daily routine offered a measure of security, and as long as I remained humble and did all my chores, I knew I'd have a roof over my head and three meals a day.

Another bright spot for me, although I'd never have admitted it out loud, was Miranda's ordeal giving birth to Kendra. The complications had rendered my ex-wife unable to have any more babies, meaning her dream of raising a large family with James was gone. I was sad for her perso-nally but happy for my nipples — and relieved there wouldn't be any more brats running around to terrorize me. Things were bad enough already.

It was a demoralizing existence but I felt I had no choice but to grit my teeth and try to make the most of it. I was usually able to save my crying until after everyone had gone to bed, and our household settled into a routine that seemed to please both Miranda and James.

My daydream was interrupted by James' voice from the deck: "Bobbi! I need a refill out here."

"Sorry, sir, I'm feeding Kendra right now," I called back.

"Jeez, can't you do two things at once? I really don't feel like getting up, Bobbi."

"S-sorry, sir, I'll be right there."

Hefting Kendra in the crook of my arm, I scurried to the kitchen and used one hand to fix my master's dri-nk. The baby continued nursing as I carried her and the fresh papaya juice to the deck.

"Ah, thanks, Bobbi." James smiled as he took the glass from my grip and gulped it down.

"You're welcome, sir."

James handed the almost-empty glass back to me. "How about filling that up one more time?"

"Right away, sir."

It took a little longer than usual because I was encumbered by the nursing baby, but James had his fresh dri-nk within minutes.

After serving my master, I turned to Miranda. "Um, do you need anything, Ma'am?"

"I'm fine." She lifted her sunglasses and nodded at Kendra. "She doing okay?"

I faked a smile. "She's really hungry today, Ma'am."

A sudden clatter from inside the house made me flinch.

Miranda scowled and slipped her sunglasses back on. "What the hell are you doing, Bobbi? Go watch him!"

"S-sorry, Ma'am," I said before carrying the nursling back into the house toward the sound of the crash to see what JJ had gotten into this time.

I gasped with horror when I spotted the little so-nofabitch standing in the kitchen holding a chocolate chip cookie, with the broken pieces of the cookie jar scattered across the tiles around him.

"JJ! What did you do?"

"Cookie!" He grinned at me with chocolate smeared all over his face.

I threw up my hands. "Come on, JJ, you don't do that, okay? There's glass everywhere!"

"What's going on in there?" James's voice boomed from outside, making me jump.

"Um, JJ broke the cookie jar, sir."

"Well, watch your tone when you talk to my so-n, you hear?"

"Yes, sir, sorry, sir."

Kendra started crying. I tried to set her in the crib but that only made her bawl louder.

"What the hell are you doing, Bobbi?" My wife's irritated huff could be heard all the way from the nursery.

"Sorry, Ma'am, she's a little cranky."

"Well, keep her quiet. I can't even think out here."

"Sorry, Ma'am."

I hefted Kendra into the crook of my arm and hurried back into the kitchen, where JJ stood holding out hand. "More cookie."

"Um, I ... I don't think you should—"

He stomped his foot. "MORE COOKIE!"

With a sigh, I picked one up from the floor, brushed it off and offered it. JJ snatched it from my grip and chewed with a smirk as he watched me scamper around the kitchen picking up shards of glass and errant cookies while holding Kendra in one arm. At least she'd stopped crying, so I was able to clean JJ's mess relatively quickly.

I was just sweeping up the last of the glass when Miranda drifted through the kitchen on her way to the bathroom. She stopped in her tracks and frowned.

"Why does he have chocolate all over his face, Bobbi?"

"Um ... he wanted a cookie, Ma'am."

"And you gave him one?"

I gulped. "Um ... I ... he actually had two, Ma'am. He had one already from when he pulled down the cookie jar."

Miranda crossed her arms. "And ... so, where did you get the other one you gave him?"

"I ... I ... it was on the floor, Ma'am, but—"

"What?!"

"I cleaned it off real good, Ma'am." I shifted Kendra to my other arm.

Miranda shook her head. "You cleaned it off?!! Listen, you idiot, don't give my so-n food that was laying on the floor. You hear me?"

"Yes, Ma'am. Please, Ma'am, I'm so sorry, he said he wanted another cookie, and I didn't know what else to do. I tried to tell him no, but he started stomping his foot and screaming, Ma'am."

Miranda chuckled. "He's stubborn just like his dad, huh?"

"Um ... yes, Ma'am."

She waved her hand. "Well, get him cleaned up and start on dinner."

"Yes, Ma'am."

My beautiful ex-wife didn't acknowledge me as she breezed away toward the bathroom.


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By the time JJ was in the third grade, he was hitting the ball 300 feet and throwing it 65mph. When he was 7, the Little Legion Council held a special meeting and voted to move him up to the Majors division, which was usually reserved for players ages 9-12. The council thought it was unfair to the Minor League kids who had to compete against the freakishly talented MLB ballplayer's so-n. When JJ moved up to the higher division, he dominated the older players as well.

James, of course, was a rooster-proud papa, and spent most of his free time teaching his firstborn the finer points of the game. James had a baseball diamond and batting cage built in the expansive backyard, and at night he'd be out there pitching batting practice, shagging flies and hitting fungoes, with Miranda smiling out the window at her two sweaty boys while Kendra, the best little artist in her school, drew pictures at the table nearby. It was the kind of idyllic family scene that always pushed me into an abyss of self-pity and had me sniffing back tears.

As I'd feared, as soon as Kendra had learned to talk she started treating me like the lowly servant I am. She quickly became a demanding little princess, and, like JJ, wanted things done just so. If my service fell short in any way they both had permission from their parents to dress me down, and the little brats took full advantage of their authority. They'd scream and call me all sorts of terrible names for the most trivial infractions, and I could only hang my head, shuffle my feet, wring my hands and apologize. I never got used to being yelled at by a kindergartner for things like putting too much ketchup on her hamburger, or having a little punk who hadn't even graduated elementary school bitch me out because his baseball spikes had a dollop of mud on them.

Since the Wallace chi-ldren were my bosses, though, I endured their abu-se with the same fake smile I'd use whenever Miranda and James were mean to me.

But the family was in a great mood after returning home one night from JJ's finest game to date, the Little Legion District Championship Final, in which he blasted five home runs with 14 RBI, while striking out 17 batters on the way to pitching his fifth no-hitter of the seaso-n. Even Kendra, who generally thought baseball was "yucky," came home proud of her older brother, who'd copped the MVP trophy in a no-brainer unanimous vote.

JJ handed me the huge loving cup as soon as he walked in the door. "Find room for that on my trophy case, Bobbi, and then hurry up and bring me a Gatorade."

"Yes, sir."

"I want grape juice," Kendra added.

"Yes, Miss, coming right up."

I asked Miranda and James if they wanted anything, and they both ordered wine. After putting the trophy away, I hurried to fetch dri-nks.

Once the beverages were served, James had me rub his feet while the family relaxed in the living room recounting JJ's great game. About 10 minutes into my master's massage, gas bubbles began forming in my bowels. The pressure increased, building and building until I could no longer hold it inside.

BRRRRRRRUUUPPPPPPP!!!

I ripped a huge fart, causing everyone in the room to hold their noses.

"OMG, Bobbi, you STINK!" Kendra yelled.

James glared down at me as I cowered at his feet. "What the hell's wrong with you, Bobbi?"

"Sir, I'm so sorry ... I couldn't help it."

My master let go of his nose for an instant before scrunching up his fact and re-plugging his nostrils. "Jeezus Chrrisst, you're nasty."

"Ugh, I'm about to throw up." Kendra gagged. "You should get out your belt, Dad."

"Nah, that won't be necessary." James lifted his feet from my hands and pointed. "Go stand in the corner for an hour, Bobbi, and maybe you'll think twice the next time you want to disrespect me like that."

"I ... I'm so sorry, sir," I mumbled as I shuffled off to the corner he'd indicated with the sound of snickers stinging my ears.

As I stood there blinking back tears, everyone went back to exalting the little slugger.

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The scouts started sniffing around when JJ was in middle school, and by the time he was finishing up the 8th grade, his name was atop every All-American list in the country.

JJ had the arrogance to match his talent. And why not? The girls fawned all over him at school, scouts drooled during games, while at home, his family thought the sun rose and set on the conceited bastard. And he had me, the family maid, whose job was to kiss his smug little ass and bend over backward to make his life easier. Not that he ever returned the favor. He went out of his way to make me miserable. Once he hit puberty, hardly a day went by that he didn't kick me in the nuts or slap me upside the head when nobody was looking. He'd do it on the slightest provocation or for no reaso-n at all, and I took to instinctively cowering whenever the cruel little prick approached me.

Kendra, who was two grades behind JJ, wasn't much better. A misplaced sock, a piece of lint on a sweater or an empty toilet paper roll were enough to incur a long, scathing lecture from the bratty preteen. Any little inconvenience was cause for drama, and she took everything as a perso-nal affront. If James stopped to ask a bunch of questions about something while I was on my way to fetch Kendra a soda, she wouldn't just blame me for taking so long — she'd act like I'd purposely disrespected her. If I tried to explain myself, she'd show me the hand and tell me to shut up before continuing her verbal assault.

Miranda and James had no problem with their kids being rude to the help, although JJ and Kendra reserved their worst infractions for when the adults weren't looking. James cautioned them to avoid discussing with anyone how the maid was treated at home. When JJ and Kendra were old enough to understand, their parents had explained that I was transgendered, and since the kids had already been exposed to the concept in school and throughout pop culture, the news elicited little more than shrugs. As JJ got into his teens, though, he started making fun of my sexual status, calling me names like "sissy," "pansy" and "queer-boy" to go with his physical abu-se.

His sister had her own ways of torturing me. Kendra was known to pull mean-spirited pranks, like ordering itching powder from the internet and surreptitiously putting it in the panties that were folded up in my drawer. It caused a severe rash, which delighted Kendra to no end. One time, when she and I were the only ones at home, she locked me out of the house in the freezing cold in just my bra and panties, and made me stand at attention in front of the window so she could see me shivering while she kicked back and watched TV. By the time she let me back inside more than two hours later, I was chilled to the bone, and caught a cold the next day, which she thought was hilarious.

Miranda and James didn't know the extent of their kids' cruelty, although I wasn't sure how much they'd have cared if they had found out, since they treated me badly enough themselves, and as far as they were concerned, their little cherubs could do no wrong. JJ was the greatest young ballplayer in the country, and Kendra was a budding artistic genius. My job was to help the evil little monsters become all they could be — and to do it with a smile. The way they treated me when their parents weren't looking was my problem.

It wasn't as though Miranda and James gave two sh-its about me anyway. They'd literally ki-lled me and remolded me into a sissy freak — would they really have been so upset to find out that their kids were treating me like one?


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JJ dominated the competition all through high school, and as he approached graduation the question wasn't whether he'd be the number one draft pick, but how big of a signing bonus he'd get.

The household had been abuzz for weeks, with representatives from all MLB teams coming to call. So, when I answered the doorbell one day, I thought the man on our porch was yet another scout.

Instead, he flashed a badge.

"Good afternoon, I'm Detective Peterso-n." The cop stared a hole through me. "What can you tell me about a Robert Harrington?"

I nearly fainted at the sound of my old name.