humping chair till i cum

i love humping things

Nice picture and thought. I used to be like that. When I was first with my wife, especially when she first started denial training with me, I used to often hump until I came. At first it was her butt, then it was her leg, then it was the mattress, then the carpet. When it was a part of her body, she would often have me wear underpants or pajamas to put another layer between me and her. She once got me a squishy neck pillow (of the kind used on airplanes) and limited me coming to that for several month. (It cradled around my crotch, back to front quite easily and has a silky cover, but the squishy bean-bag filling made it maddeningly difficult to come because it would give way rather than offer any firm resistance.)

My wife thought it added offense to my denial of her pussy (and later her mouth) to make me hump until I came. She also emphasized the progression further and further from "real sex," first to body parts then to inanimate objects. Once she made me hump her boot and another time the damp mop in my brother's basement. She loved to make me hump the pillow of the mattress in a hotel room while she listened over the phone (I used to travel quite a bit on business) and found it really amusing to make me hump the carpet until I came while she and a boyfriend sat on the couch and watched.

Ultimately she decided that a disembodied piece of rubber was more tawdry and got me a Julie Ashton latex pussy-and-ass and restricted my humping (and coming) to that. Then she decided that inflatable dolls looked even cheaper and would be more humiliating. Eventually she settled on a male doll but, in a twist, decided that it was inappropriate for me as the "bottom" to do the humping and that was the end of my humping days.

Now I straddled and impale myself rather than hump and the only stimulus my cock gets is my own hand stroking it while I ride my blow-up doll's hard plastic vibrator of a cock. It's been years since I've been allowed to hump to completion (I do get to grind briefly and fruitlessly sometimes, but I'm often in chastity which rules out even that,) but I still have really fond memories.

Thanks for sharing the caption and your own passions! I look forward to the torment of the yearnings that your future postings will bring me.
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