Sperm collecting machine from Japan

I was watching "Attack of the Show" on the G4 network here in the states and saw this amazing clip about sperm collecting machines in Japan.

Kevin Perrera the host commented that he would need a smaller insert for it to work with him! LOL!

Wife commented that his is a short guy and she thought he was cute until his comment about having a dick that is too small for an asian market fucking machine! Now that is an insult to use for sure ladies, "Hubby your dick is so small you fall out of japanese condoms. Oooooo! Burn!

Anyway, the machine was about the size of a microwave oven sitting on a tall stand, it is designed supposedly for sperm collection banks for customers 'too lazy to do the work themselves.'

The insert is motorized and pumps back and forth and dialates open and closed. It looked a lot like an advanced fleshlight on a horizontal fucking machine. I guess the stand adjusts for height and the dialation feature probably adapts for size. Wonder if they have to measure you first? LOL.

Imagine selecting your size on the screen, micro baby dick, check, under three inches, check. Machine replies, 'Out of parameters, please see attendant for hand release..."

Anyway, too much coffee this morning, off to wake up the wife!