Tape measure

I was so horney this weekend. My very hot neighbor stopped by my house while I was working in the yard. She would be the perfect hot wife, perfect body, wears tight pants and always shows off her perfect tits. She asked if I wanted to have a beer with her later at a local bar. I have known about this lady for quite a few years and had heard many rumors of her gold digging ways and that she was very slutty.
After several beers it was obvious that she was attrated to me and me to her. I work out with weights 5 days a week and look pretty muscular. I noticed her checking out my chest and arms. There were only 3 others in the bar and they were at the other end of the bar visiting with the bar tender, so we were all alone. I told her how fucking hot she was and that I'd always fantasized about her, she took it very well. I put my hand on her legs and spread them open and asked her if she liked getting her pussy licked. She looked me in the eyes and said she loved it. We kissed and I moved my hands up her legs.
I knew we would end up at my house and I had to let her know what turned me on. I told her that alot of guys brag about how big their cock is and I told her that I'm not one of them. I was so turned on by just telling her that and knowing that if she went along with me, that she would be checking out my rock hard 4 inch cock. She said " how big is your cock". I grabbed her hand and placed it on my little hard on and she slid her finger over it and kinda giggled. I asked her to guess how many inches she thought it was and she said " well, it is by far the smallest cock I've ever touched, I'd guess maybe 6". I told her she wasn't even close. She said that if she could see it that would help. I made sure no one was watching and stood up, unzipped my pants and pulled out my very hard cock. She took 2 fingers and placed them on my cock just like she was grabbing a pencil and said " wow, that is small, but very cute!" I zipped up, sat down and told her how I'd love to eat her pussy and hear about all the guys she has fucked, tell me how much bigger and thicker they are. I told her that I was really into that cuckolds brownie and that I keep a tape measure right by my bed and that it would really turn me on if she would measure me and make fun of how small I am. I couldnt beleive it but she was obviously excited. She said " I've had some huge cocks in my pussy and I'd love to tell you all about it". She then said " I've always liked your body and always thought you would be hung, but boy was I wrong" as she rubbed her finger along the outside of my pants.
mike

We stayed for a few more and discreetly played with each other at the bar. The female bartender came over to see if we needed another take and out of nowhere Mary asked her what she thought was an average sized cock, she said " around 7 inches probably" Mary laughed and said " That's what I think too, but I know a guy that when fully erect is like 4 inches", " no fucking way" was her response. I thought I might come right there.
She went back to the end of the bar and I could tell she was telling the 3 guys sitting there about what Mary had said and they were all laughing. Mary said " did you like that?" I told her ya, very much. "maybe I'll ask her if she wants to actually see a cock that small, would you like that?" " I bet she would laugh her ass off" looking me right in the eyes. Mary waved her back over to us and said " if I can show you a 4 inch cock right now will you buy me a shot?". The bartender looked at me and then back to Mary and said " you've got to be kidding, but fuck ya, I'll buy the rest of the night". Mary said " will Mike show her how tiny your cock is so we can take for free". I stood up with my back to the guys at the other end of the bar and unzipped my pants and pulled my cock out so she could get a good look. She took a look and at the same time her and Mary burst out laughing.
mike

thats a hot story plaes continue it

I told mary that I was nervous at first about telling her about my fetish but very turned on that she was going along with it. She told me " you better be great at eating pussy because I don't think I'd even be able to feel you inside my pussy and I'm pretty fucking tight, at least that's what the guy that fucked me last night told me". She started rubbing my little hard on through my pants " I like fucking this guy once in awhile because he has a huge cock and knows how to use it" she was licking her lips as she told me this. Her nipples were now showing through her silk blouse as she became excited telling me about this guy, " I'll bet that at least one of those guys at the bar has a nice fat cock" as she was saying this i could see that she was smiling at them " should I go find out? I'll just tell them that I need some big cock and the guy I'm with is really small". She has me as hard as I could be and continued stroking my tiny pecker. Along with my hard on I had to pee really bad so I went to the mens room to relieve myself, when I came out I saw mary standing at the other end of the bar chatting with the 3 guys. I sat back down with my back to them and my mind racing with thoughts of what might happen when the bartender came over with a shot and said " hey tiny, the MEN want to buy you a shot, we call this one the four incher" she laughed and walked back. I could hear the laughter as I turned to them and raised my glass and told them thanks. Mary came back and sat down and whispered in my ear " I want to fuck you so bad right now, but one of the guys claims to have a 8" fat cock and I'd really like to suck his cock out in his truck first, would that be ok? I'll be sure to tell you all about it later". She didn't wait for my answer, just smiled at the guy and headed for the door with him following. The lady bartender came over, " you're ok with your girl sucking another guys cock"? I told her she wasn't my girl yet and she could do whatever she wanted.
The dude came back in walk over to me and said " she told me to tell you she is ready to leave now and by the way, thanks".
mike

When I got to the parking lot, mary was already in her car and she smiled at me and told me she would follow me to my house. While driving my cell phone rang and it was mary "hi tiny, did that turn you on? leaving you at the bar alone while I'm out sucking some strangers big cock"? " is that what you like? maybe I should have let him fuck me so at least I could have some decent cock tonight" I had to concentrate hard so I would'nt cum in my pants. "Was he really big baby?" I asked, " He had one of the nicest cocks I've ever sucked and he definitley shoots a huge load, I'll bet your little cock just dribbles cum does'nt it tiny?". I turned onto my street, heart pounding " as soon as we get into the house I want you to measure my cock cuz I'm as hard right now as I've ever been" she laughed and said " i'll have to use a fucking little boys ruler from what I've seen".
We got in the house and kissed while stripping off our clothes " wow, looks even smaller when your totally naked with those big muscles. It can't even be 4 inches, that's the smallest cock I"ve ever seen". I'm looking at this beautiful sexy as hell lady, naked with perfect tits, shaved pussy and she is totally into humiliating me and I'm loving it. I went to my room to get my tape measure and when I came out I could hear mary talking to someone on her cell phone, " you won't beleive what I'm doing right now" she motions me closer with her finger " I'm at this buff guys house and I'm getting ready to measure his hardon" she laughed " no, no I wish he was, I wish you could see it cuz we would laugh our assess of together, it's fucking tiny" she reaches out and grabs hold of my aching cock " lets see, he's very nice looking, great body and he shaves around the base of his cock" she takes the tape from me and places the end right where my pubic hair would have been if not shaved off " this is how you get a real measurement, no cheating" she stretched out the tape to the tip of my cock " oh my god angela his cock is really only" she starts laughing hard " it's, I'm not lying, it's 3 and half inches long and he's fucking proud of". " ya I'm staying, he claims he eats pussy like a champ" she told her " I know, that's what I told him, better be good at something". She hung up got on her knees and teased the tip of my cock with her tongue " geez tiny, do you think I can even get it in my mouth" she smiled as she swallowed my cock.
mike

She should lock your little dick and tell the barmaid that!!!
i have a small dick, but thats ok because its in a chastity cage :P

Suddenly Mary got a wicked idea. She asked if I had a magic marker and I told her that I did. She told me to go get it because she was going to have some fun. I handed her the marker and she took the tape, placed it against my cock and proceeded to copy the tape onto my cock...1\4 inch, 1\2 inch, 3\4 inch, 1 inch right up to my full 3 and half inch tip. I have to tell you that looking down at my hardon with the highest number not even reaching 4" sent me over the edge. She measured her middle finger and it was almost 3", damn near the size of my cock at its very hardest. She told me I should have that tattoed on my cock so any girl that might think about actually fucking me would be forwarned.
mike

Hot story!