Captions by the Rules

Hi, I have been a reader and occasional commentator here for years.
Time to give back.
I decided to start my own cuckold chastity captions topic.
Captions will follow some Rules, or guidelines, that I personally find very important to the end results.
Actually, the first three define the only type of porn I personally enjoy

The Rules

1) Only full female figures. No just breast shots, legs, faces... the Female Body is Beautiful in All its Glory, and should be seeen as a whole.

2) Stiletto heels. No bare feet, no gymn shoes: feminine footwear is Woman's most powerful weapon.

3) Shaven pussies. Hair can maybe be tolerated on males, they are ugly anyway. On women? Why throw away Their smooth Beauty?

4) Most times, text in a lateral black box. No text on the picture to defile it, and especially NEVER on the beautiful Women. They should be admired, not covered. The side choice is due to the shape of computer screens, which is markedly rectangular with a longer base than height. This way images are not scaled down when viewing.

5) Decent sized pictures, the bigger the better. Boycott pixelation.

About the themes, they may be extreme at times: toilet and castration, to say some, will not be shied at, nor family themes.

So, you're warned, enjoy if you please.


Bootshiner

Good luck making everyone behave to your rules.

janitorbox

Everyone is free to make and enjoy the captions they like.
This is what I personally like, by your leave.

Oh, and chastity is meant to be permanent.

Trophy Wife

Superb. Very hot women.

Thank you, martinr

Very nice! Please post more....

I will soon, you're welcome roddawg7

Love your rules
So many times i just quit reading a certain authors captions due to the fact they are so difficult to read.

The best Chinese chiefs make sure all food is bite size. Their rule is the patron should enjoy the meal with out having to work for it.

posarrobba

I only agree with your points 4 (location of the text box) and 5 (size/quality of pic). Not sure about points 1 and 2, and definitely averse to your point 3 (shaven genitalia). Pre-pubescent smoothness on a grownup woman just freaks me out.

I'd have to say you're in the minority these days. A smoothly shaved pussy has become the norm. Personally I love 'em bald... but that's just me.
cuckold - Pronunciation - kuk-uhld - noun 1) The husband of an unfaithful wife. 2) A husband whose wife has sex with others. NOTE - It does NOT say: Sexually confused, submissive, humiliated, sissified, crossdresser, cocksucker, or piss drinker

dickles, thanks. The cooking analogy is exquisite.

chiappeviola,points 4,5 are technical in nature and I am quite surprised they are not more widely followed.
About 1-2-3, they reflect my own fetishes, of course, but as SheDatesHeWaits says at least 3 is mainstream, albeit absolutely not universally accepted: for example FemdomEmpire makes wonderful fetish videos which I often am unable to enjoy because of the bushes.
The wonderful, wonderful Valentina Nappi also makes a point to keep her hair... which means that even if I am madly in love with her we'll never share anything physical

And I'm sure your dislike for hair is the only reason why you and Valentina Nappi will never share anything physical joking, of course ... sorry, but I couldn't resist the wisecrack: you just served it to me on a silver platter

chiappeviola
Of course, I hope she can content herself with a platonic relationship without suffering too much

I prefer working on one cap at a time.

Heiress

Ah, Jealousy...

with quality it takes time.

Thank you, dickles

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David

doorstopper, thanks, happy it is appreciated

Mature women have a special glamour.

The Streets.

This was inspired by a purportedly true story I read online.

Forever Boots

As I make these captions, as I see the ones from others, I often wonder: how desperate are we?
We have fantasies so distant from reality that permanent sadness can be the only result.

Women are just not into what we like. Yes there may be some around, but what are our chances of actually meeting one? One that we like? What the chances that she might be interested in us, a mere grain in the sandstorm of proposals she gets? Nothing.
All amounts to nothing.

Hey, even the porn industry is so far behind our desires that we need to make our porn ourselves... there is a bit of cuckold vids around, often badly acted, almost always horribly directed. And in the end, very few, after a while one gets stuck with the same old ones.

Rereading my captions I can savour the sadness that devours me as if watching from outside, and I doubt I am alone in this.

Unsatiated Wetness

Virgin

Disco Girl

Love post 22 when she promises to s l e e p in her boots. I like the idea that they turn him on so much she has to wear them for sex all the time. My wife has lovers like that. Can you remember the story that was from?

It was a "real life story" about a boy going to live in the house of a German couple. Cannot find it right now but if I bump into it again I'll post the link. The boots addition is mine, though, one fetish I have....

Please.

Castrated I may be...