Any caption ideas for this?

One of my favourite pics. Any caption suggestions anyone?

How about a caption for this?

How about -
"Oh God! I cant tell if he is even in me! I hope he just hurrys up and gets off so I can go to relax!"
Titled - Typical Married White Woman

Nice. I was thinking of him as the bull though...

For number one, "The only difference in this pic of my wife and her lover than one with me is that I look like that after 45 seconds and he after 20 minutes and 3 or 4 orgasm for her, otherwise same old, same old."
Number 2 "The only duifference between this pic and one with me in it is that my wife is not checking her watch."

For #1 I see a potential impregnation scenario where she wraps her arms around him and holds him after he has climaxed in order to maximize the amount of time his sperm spends at the entrance of her cervix. She does this as part of her ladyly instinct. In her mind she is just enjoying being a hotwife to a loving cuckold husband. Her body, though, has already decided that her boyfriend is the one who will be giving her her next young.

For #2 I see a scenario where the wife dresses up for her boyfriend with boots, stockings, and lingerie and spreading her legs to accept his cock. I see the husband looking at the two of them when the realization hits him that he cant remember the last time she dressed that way for him. For the first time he realizes that she prefers the boyfriend over him and theres nothing he can do about it.

Here are a couple of ideas.

Lost Her

Leather

Hey Cyberguy, I hope that martin crushed balls thing was not aimed at me. Of course it is one way to get some attention from the opposite sex. (joke)

Superb. I'll ask Becky which she likes best. Keep them coming...

OK, here are some more captions. I used your names in them.

Becky's Legs Flew Up

Too Much Sweat

Nce ones cyberguy. Like the leather one...

Any other ideas?