Can someone please caption and/or fake my girl?

Sorry guys, but girls can never keep any secrets from their girlfriends..

Very nice, would love to knock her up with my strong spunk. Is that you in picture "8"?

rose_of_sharyn,
If this is too extreme, then let me know and I shall delete it.

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Second caption deleted per my Sept 16 note.
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_________________________ Dennis D

The Best Friend caption is over the top; it's so deliciously bad.

The other one is good, too, but this one is great.

rose_of_sharyn,
Thank you for your kind words.
I don't caption too often because inspiration doesn't come too often. Many others can turn on their creativity button far more easily than I.
BTW. What are you doing with a boner? She should have it locked away with her holding the only key!

rose_of_sharyn,
After thinking about it some, since you indicated that the second caption was not really of interest to you, even though you did not directly object to it, I am removing the second caption. This is your thread and I do not, out of respect, wish to take it over or turn it into something that you do not really want.
Cheers!