how do i make CAPS and fakes on a Mac?

anyone have any tips? id liek to try my hand at some...but i have no clue where to even start. any help would be great!

preview and iphoto are both useless for it no text tool. but comic life could work if you got that with your mac. also if you search download.com there should be some caption apps there for mac
I also guess you dont have photo shop?
or iwork or word? how ever a work around is to drag a image into textedit then write your cap under the image then take a screen shot of that window then open screen shoot in preview then crop out every thing but text and picture

done hard way with textedit and croped in preview

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You can also use...1. Adobe Photoshop
2. GraphicConverter
3. Comic Life
4. Microsoft Word
5. Microsoft Powerpoint
6. Adobe Illustrator
7. Textedit
8. Pages
And many, many more!
Remember, the Mac is THE graphical platform, you just need to know a thing or two about your machine.
You could even use Safari!!
Good luck