Valentine's day

Don't argue - get to the shops - It's Valentine's day tomorrow - Any other ideas for presents?

Reminds me of a joke I heard awhile back.

A doctor, lawyer, and biker were at the bar bragging about what they got their wives as a gift.

The doctor says, "I bought her an all expense paid trip around the world, and a new wardrobe."

The lawyer says, "I bought her a brand new Luxus and a fur coat.

The biker replied, "That ain't nothing, I bought my wife a T-shirt and a dildo. This way if she doesn't like the T-shirt, she can go fuck herself".
She left me for another man and
divorced me. Haven't heard from
her since. Would love to know the fun she's having and what she's telling him about me.

Some really great ideas for your "valentines"! Very Romantic!!!

mmmm -- one of my favorites!

Valentine's Day, There is a reamister they put this holiday right after football seamister. Being that i haven't been in love since I was 18. And that I have been realitivly single since I have no clue why. Febuary has got to be the most boring month of the year.