could someone make these into captions

Could some of you talented captioners have a go at these pictures

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I'm sure this must have been asked 100 times before, but how do you do captions? I'd love to do it.

Another basic way is to us paint, which is a part of the Microsoft program. It does not look very sophisticated, but it gets the job done. Hit start, hit programs, hit accessories and then hit paint. The program will surface. You can then open a picture you have stored on your computer and then add a caption. Give yourself some time to learn how it works...there are no instrucions...patience is needed. Otherwise, you can buy programs such as paintshop pro and etc. that will do the job.