The things is, though.... it's great in theory. But I really can't afford it. I simply don't have the money for it. I spent a packet load on gifts for her already, and I'm overdrawn on my credit cards.
I explained that to her. She knows.
I expected she'd be understanding. And would still appreciate that I was selflessly letting her enjoy a good fucking on her birthday.
But she reassuringly told me that I would just have to find ways to make more money.
And she kindly suggested some part-time income opportunities for me.
She also suggested that if none of that was any good, I could always go and earn some money extra money on the side (the same way she does).

Isn't that considerate?

So I'd have to go out and blow guys and or get well fucked just so I could earn money to pay for some other to fuck my girl!
The things is. I know she wasn't kidding. She meant it as a very real alternative.
I spent most the day looking at my finances trying to work out where and how I could find the money for her birthday sex tonight. But I just couldn't.
And the other part-time options she mentioned will take too long.
So I've come to the conclusion that I will just have to get out there.
I hope she really appreciates my birthday gift.