cuckold joke

A man goes to a shrink and says, 'Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she relaxs with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?'

'Relax,' says the Doctor, 'take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?'

While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "this is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she said, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a young," she replied, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."

"How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"I'll take to that," she said, smiling.

Here's another one: Dunkin Donut.

A man comes home early and catches his wife fucking their neighbor. The husband say, "What in the hell are you doing?"
The wife looks at the neighbor and says, "See, I told you he's stupid."