mcevin
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Oh man, the whole penis size thing is SUCH SHIT! Oh, I know, the wimp cucky has to have a puny peenee that "can't satisfy" the wifey, so he has to get a REAL MAN with a 12x12 to do the job, and that's all great, really. I mean, i got in this chat with this guy and he was on about size and I was like, "it's what you DO with it, not how big or little it is," and then I realized all he wanted was for me to make fun of how small he was, so if that was you, I'm sorry, next time I'll Play by the Rules and tease you about how small you are.
I mean, guys first of all watch WAY too much porn. They think all girls just catch a glimpse of your "package" and we're like, "Fuck me, oh god, fuck me!" Sorry, doesn't work that way. And guys are so into NUMBERS, like "Jamie, how many men have you fucked?" and "What's the biggest cock you've had?" Like, I keep a diary, and I measure each cock?
Okay, okay, my mom was like, "Jamie, anything more than a mouthful is JUST WASTED," and that's been my motto since I sucked my first cock at age (censored). It's like tit size, everybody's wife is a 44DD. Okay, well, my 30A's can't compete, I know, and I can't be a slut wife because I'm not even married yet, I'm not even GOING with anybody, because guys are WAY too much trouble for me right now. Anyway, some lucky cucky is going to score with me, and I'll be the little white girl in the porn pix thaking the 12x12 up my ass while taking another one up my cunt and sucking two at once, while hubby watches.
C U in the videos, guys!
Love,
Jamie
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