cuck4U
Member
Posts: 200
|
THE HOTEL BILL
Now, here's a guy who is a quick thinker! Next time you think
your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider this...
A cuckold and his wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel
and take a room, but they only plan to relax for four hours, and then
get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them
a bill for $350.00.
The cuckold explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly
aren't worth $ 350.00.
When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man
insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that
were available for the husband and wife to use.
'But we didn't use them,' the cuckold complains.
'Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows
for which the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York,
Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.
'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' complains the man
again.
'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies,
'But we didn't use it!'
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and
agrees to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is
surprised when he looks at the check.
'But sir,' he says, 'this check is only made out for $50.00.'
'That's correct,' says the cuckold somewhat proudly. 'I charged you $300.00 for
relaxing with my wife.'
'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.
'Well, thats unfortunate,' the cuckold replies. 'She was here, and you could
have.'
|
