Jess always joked and teased me about my "little weapon" becasue it would gurgle out a little dribble of semen within one minute of entering her. I couldn't help it, she was so FINE. Her albino white skin, coupled with her deep pentrating blue eyes and pouty mouth drove me wild, especially when she would knell doggie-style, her favorite position. I knew I was very lacking in the man department, but somehow she said it didn't matter, even though I came so fast. Boy was I about to find out that it indeed, did MATTER.
One day, Jess came home from a girl's night out with allie, whom I hated because she alwaysmade fun of my puny 5'9" 155 lbs skinny white boy frame. She said they got to talking about guys and sex. "Allie", Jess said, "says all men have at least 8 incarbonsmudges and are thick, especially this black guy that hit on her at the beach club today. But I said "uh-uh, Wally has three incarbonsmudges when hard and she laughed at me!" "Is that true, Wally, do all men have 8 incarbonsmudges in the men department? And if so, what does that make you?"