kittikat:
.........my wife did say that I cleaned her pussy better than any woman she had ever had sex with. (Am I missing something here?)
No! You are touching all of the bases! OTOH, damning you with faint praise. Your choice.
kittikat:
.......... I later found out that most of her female lovers were like her, married to a man who was only six inches or smaller. Such is our lot in life. We of the wee willies.
I believe the problem is the opposite. Her female lovers are married to men. Men have a penis, period. Any size is too much for their tastes. Men also have a couple of other unpleasant items stashed in their undies that constantly pollute his system, his thoughts and his behavior toward women. A penis is bad, but there is no way ladies will accept any man besides a castrated male as one of their own. You are not one of them and being treated accordingly. This always travels in one direction only. Not yours.
Bitchy women are my specialty. High strung Princess? No fucking problem! Disrespectful wife? Girlfriend wandering? Big fucking problem. Always check yourself first! MMmmm..... Do I over imbibe? Do I show her respect? Do I compliment her or do I pass the occasional remark about
HER shortcomings? Am I sincere with her? Am I cheating on her? Do I masturbate the sexual attentions that I owe her always into a kleenex instead? Do I gamble the rent? If you were a woman, would you want a man like yourself for the love, leadership, attention and Rock of your life? Honestly, would you treat a hottie you'd love to get with the same way that you treat your current lady? Are you considerate of her feelings? Do I listen to her? Do I put my friends before her? Common sense here. If you like girls then act like it! You treat yours OK, all the other ladies will envy her. All ladies love a man that sincerely loves, understands and respects them and causes the other wifes to envy her! Except a man be a Gentleman at all times with
ALL women, forget it! I got laid last night. Lord willing and my dick rises, I'm getting laid tonight. And you? Assuming that you have your stuff together, behave well, treat her like a lady at all times and she still casts your efforts to please her behind her back.....And she
still fails to appreciate you, then.................................................................. .....
Best fix for you is to surprise the living fuck out of her with a newer and sleeker version of female. It works. It shuts them the fuck up. Give it a try! Piss 'em off! You aint getting nothing anyway which means you literally got nothing to lose. Have some fun! Even if you have to pay a girl to pretend please believe that it is money well spent! They get so fucked up when it boomerangs and really fly apart when you laugh in their face!
It is not only possible to 'out Bitch a Bitch' but also much easier and far more fun than you'd think! Wadda ya waitin for?
Come on gang! So many good dudes are walking with their heads held low because some nondescript, saggy, small titted, overweight bitch wife thinks she can control him by stepping on his dick size?
Fight back for crying out loud! Pass the occasional well timed, well placed remark about her weight. Her breast size unfavorably compared to a rival's "without thinking" in casual conversations.............. You don't need to be cruel or harsh. Just one timely zinger is usually enough to collapse her high and mighty attitude like a house of cards. Then the fun begins! She will really flip out, glare at you, slam doors and literally put on a show. Feel free to insert the occasional word or expression to keep her at maximum boil.
Eventually she will ask you "why?". Simply look her straight in the eye and very calmly and quietly say; "I am certainly the number one man on your mind
NOW, ain't I Bitch!". "Don't you ever forget it!".
..............PSEUDO PERSON...YMMV!