Tale I was told

Oldrope..... what you said at the end, sums it all up quite well.

I just wish that I could have been there to enjoy the party.
Cuck who loves a creampie.

Hopefully cuckold4one won't mind me reproducing his PM'ed question here, as it pertains to a conversation I had with my sexy wife after the events of the party where she met Arty

"Hello my friend, has your sexy and slutty wife told you any more details of her little party from last weekend?
I thought by now, her new hot, black, American bull would be knocking on your door for some more of that sweet white pussy. " (question from cuckold4one)

Hi mate, been a very busy week, marriage in the family, fantastic time ... the whole party episode and the naughty drive home was fantastic as far as I was concerned anyhow, however, my wife is feeling kind of awkward about it, blaming what ever she took for her actions. Trust me, I am not laying any kind of guilt at her door, she just doesn't feel like she was in control of her actions and doesn't like not being in control. I have spoke to Arty twice now (he took my number that night as my wife was too far gone to find her number on her phone) and some fun and games may well be in the pipeline quite soon

This has led to a very interesting conversation with my wife, since this "experimentation" of hers started she has had sex with six guys and masturbated another she'd only just met having shared a cigarette with him at the country club, That same night she had full-on lesbian sex with Nicky, she has of course had a little girl-on-girl with Kay on the boat trip. Of those guys, four were black men as was the casual, hook-up who got a hand job for his troubles. I said that she seems to have caught a little "jungle fever", she quickly corrected me say that's not the case, pointing out that we only met Mike because Mr John had "advertised" for black-cock for his own wife and I'd met him through them. She said Miles was were her "conquest", and it was him that introduced her "Antoni and Mark" for the boat trip because he wanted to see her fuck and suck black cock, again not at her request. The guy at the Country Club was a "dare" apparently which Nicky gave her, the reward for which was for Nicky to go down on her when they were back in our room!

"Arty", she said was just a lovely guy to talk and dance with (those American manners), esp compared to the arrogance being displayed by some of of the other guys at the party (something she said Marc was like). They shared a couple of joints which may have been "spiked" with something stronger, a suspicion which Arty confirmed when he rang up the next day to see if my wife was alright as he was being unwell and wanted to make sure she was ok. My wife said that until smoking those joints neither had felt sex was on the cards despite some of the naughty things happening around them.

Well these were her arguments against my accusation of being a "black-cock whore, I personally feel that her arguments fall short because of the simple expedient that five happy black-cocks have enjoyed her mouth, pussy, tits, hands and in two cases her fantastic arse compared to two equally happy white-cocks !

Interestingly enough, when I asked her who was the best fuck, expecting her to say "Miles" she surprised and said that if she'd had to choose the guy she'd want to see again it would be "David", the fiancee of Kay, the couple from the boat. David if you remember is not greatly endowed but, gave her "the best orgasm ever" and had a perfect body, his slim hips meaning his 6-7 inch cock seemed perfectly well proportioned. It was also him that fucked her in the early morning mists on the boat whilst Antoni, very much bigger in the cock department, but much more passive and perhaps beta by comparison watched and wanked, a fuck that she said was simply "sublime"

My wife also reminded me that her longest standing sexual fantasy involved her being taking captive by giant Nordic-vikings, being held and ravished by them in turn before escaping having seduced one of them, I suggested that the fantasy could work with Zulu warriors, she just gave me one of those wifely looks reserved for husbands who should just shut-up

Anyhow, I thought that was an interesting aside. Sorry, nothing planned for next week either but, something rather special for he week after

posted the above a couple hours ago, wife has just asked if it's alright if Miles comes over later, another date with the same lady, who doesn't seem to be as easy as my wife. I asked her :

"what f I said no?"

"it's up to to you" she says, "if you say no then I'm going out!" she smiles back, heading up stairs to make ready.

So, looks like we've got company tonight

You should impress upon her that being a 'black cock whore' isn't a slur but rather a recognition of her excellent sexual taste.


Thus speaks a woman that has already decided what she's going to do! Asking you was superfluous, she had already decided that fucking him was on the agenda!

I'm enjoying your never ending journey.

kennyboy82

she certainly knew what she wanted last night, and steered events towards that when things seemed to be drifting away from that


Last nights unexpected fun with Miles was a little unusual, I was anticipating a similar experience to the last time him turning up having been left sexually-unfulfilled by his sexy young date only to take it out on my wife and I. Last night however, when he got to ours, despite the late hour he was in no hurry to get sexual, instead we sat sipping tea for a while whilst he told my wife all about his new, be it frustrating, love interest or chatted with me about cars. It was obvious that he is well into her and for a while didn't think anything was going to happen, however my wife read the situation perfectly and simply took his hand and led him upstairs, kissing me on the way and inviting me to join them.

My wife was definitely taking the lead, she was wearing next to nothing anyway, but had managed to lose even that climbing the stairs. In our room she surprised us both by turning her back on our guest and starting to strip me down, occasionally kissing or biting each new bit of bare flesh until my cock was exposed, she held it limply between thumb and forefinger and looked pleadingly at her lover:
"I'm sure you can do better than this "she asked him, my cock gave a treacherous jerk with the barbed comment and started to stiffen. "oh I don't know, things are starting to look up" she continues as she mouths my cock, being careful that Miles got a good view as my knob worked between her lips. This sparked him into action and he was standing naked in moments, scooped her up and laid her gingerly in the centre of the bed, her giggling madly all the time. I thought at that moment I'd end up being a happy voyeur to events but, she patted the bed behind her and smiled an invitation.

We soon had her squashed in a happy little sandwich between us, her initially on her side giving him all her attention but, then twisting and leaning back into me to kiss and giggle whilst Miles mouthed her titties. Her right leg swung open and hooked over mine and I was soon aware that he was then inside her and fucking her dead slowly, which she really enjoys, my cock was being passively rubbed up between the cheeks of her bottom and I thought that was it for me at that point but, leaning back again she instructed me to find the lube and if I was hard enough fuck her arse at the same time as Miles fucked her pussy, too right, she nuzzled in close to Miles' ear and told him that her pussy was about to get a whole lot tighter for him.

So, it was that I going to enjoy her tight arse whilst 9 inches of fantastic cock rocked back and fourth in her wet cunt, my wife being really chatty for once, asking Miles:
"if he felt better now?" or telling him that it felt so good and his date didn't know yet what se was missing out on. In reply the normally vocal Miles groaned his pleasure into her neck and shoulder or between her tits. After a while she tells me to hold myself dead still inside her, I was supporting her right leg and occasionally let my hand stray toward her inner thigh, scratching it lightly the way she likes, I was suddenly aware of the amazing sensation of feeling the whole length of Miles' cock sliding past and over my bellend with only that thin layer of flesh separating us as he started to pick up the pace a little fucking her like that, my own cock was only inside her about 3-4 inches and I didn't have to imagine just how good it felt to my wife, as her finger nails dug deep into the flesh at my side.

Miles began to buck as he came, unfortunately he was wearing a condom, a necessity as my wife being so ill after the party last week the pill she's on can't be relied on for the rest of her cycle, but there you go. He enjoyed a good long orgasm, looked like he really needed it and after a minute or so, he withdrew, kissing her and flopped onto the low chair at the foot of the bed, toying with and unsheathing his great cock, looking quite satisfied with himself he said :

"hell don't let me stop you two" he smiled.

Not taking her eyes from his, my wife arched and spread herself as wide as possible, biting her lip as she pushed herself against me and of course buried my cock deeper inside her lovely fuckable arse. Her breathing quickened with her pace, and a hand on my arse cheek pulled it in deeper still. Fucking love the tightness that suddenly gives when you fuck someone anally and was definitely enjoying this, putting on a show for my wife's bull. Two of my fingers found their way inside her pussy and she took that as her que to reach down herself to rub herself to a fantastic wet orgasm, the squirt from which splashed down as far as my ankle but soaked my thigh. I carried on fucking her deeply, her head was now thrown right back, eyes rolling this kept me transfixed for several minutes until movement at the foot of the bed proved to be Miles slipping back into his clothes and quietly making his way out, he stopped only to bend down and give my panting wife a gentle kiss on her cheek and grinning gave me a wink, miming that he'd let him self out.

I heard the door close and I lost my own load deep inside her arse, causing her to cum hard again. We laid there for a bit still entwined before falling asleeep with me still inside her.
So, it was a really good fuck, but not quite what either myself, my wife or Miles perhaps would have anticipated, I thought he would have been full on bull mode, bossing us, esp me about again but, it wasn't, if I'm being honest I wouldn't have minded playing the cuckold again but, I'll settle for a steamy threesome and dp'ing my horny wife any day of the week

Clean forgot about this pic ... the wife waiting for Miles the other night 😃

Mmmmmm.... what a sexy site to see when she answered the door!



I knew she would be enjoying several cocks at the party. Didn't think she would have enjoyed so many...... she's a good little slut!

Love hearing about what started as just your adventure..... but has now become more of her adventure. You're both having a lot of fun over the pond, in England...... wish I was there!!
Cuck who loves a creampie.

Sorry cuckold4one, she only had Arty at the party ... she's fucked six guys in total since that afternoon on the beach with Mike ... she did have all four guys at the boat party ... wrote it in hurry so pos didn't make that clear ... still love the thought of her being that wild though😁

oldrope, you jammy bastard! I'm seething with envy here!

Well now...... she has some catching up to do then.
Cuck who loves a creampie.

cuckold4one ... that had me rolling with laughter

Strange few couple of days, so bare with me please. First of all, the crap stuff. Last night when I'm at work my phone goes and I discover that I've been sent a "dick-pic" from Arty's phone, a well-proportioned, erect black cock, but more importantly an uncircumcised one so certainly not Arty's. The message with it said "you were great fun at the party". Remember Arty only has my number, my Mrs being too worse for wear after the party to give him hers. A serious what the fuck moment and one that did not improve my mood, (full of cold and very boring shift). I'm about to ring my wife and ask just what else or rather who else she got up to at the party when another message pops up:

"Hi I'm XXXXX a friend of "Arty" he told us ("us" mind you as in more than one !!!, any how I digress a little) what a sexy time he had with you ... if you'd like to hook up with a couple of serious hung studs drop Arty a line and we'll arrange a little meet-up etc etc". So, Arty has been bragging to his mates and telling tales "out of church" for fucks sake. I do phone my wife and let her know, and she's none to impressed either, not least about some fucking idiot thinking he can get in her pussy by sending a dick-pic but, also in Arty being cunty enough to brag about our little bit of fun to a bunch of his cronies then stupid enough to leave his phone around for one of them to fucking send me a pic of his cock believing that he was sending it to my Mrs. I was not a happy camper and when I'd calmed down a bit I phoned Arty and arrange a driink to have a friendly chat with the prick. My wife's usual caution seems to have been born out, she gave me a long talk about "shitting where you eat" very fortunate that Arty ain't in the county for too much longer. Still the idea of an all black (I assume any how) gang-bang for my wife being only a phone call away is quite a turn-on I have to admit.

Anyhow, events took a turn later in the evening, or early morning. My client wakes me at 2am ringing on the intercom, he's a bit distressed as he thinks someone is in the house, I can see through his window on the drive that security lights are on but none of the places many alarms are triggered so, I know it must be "family", even so the only way to calm my client down is to have a little look-see, first thing I notice is the big Merc parked across one of the flower beds and te main doors being wide open.
Music is blasting from my boss' apartment so I wonder on up, she is absolutely plastered again, think she has a serious problem there to tell the truth, she's smiling at me druunkingly pulling this giant woollen sweater/dress over her head and leaving her naked. The other things which can't be missed is split lip and bruise raising under her eye.

"I shouldn't have driven" is all she says before she has my face I her hands, tongue in my throat, I can actually taste the iron of the bloood in her mouth and that hard naked brown skinned body pressed against me.
So I had a willing, dusky and misused druunken hussy in my arms in a well appointed apartment mere feet from a luxurious bed, what's a man to do I ask you, well I'll tell you dear reader what this fucking idiot did, I dressed her busted lip and put aa steri-stip to close the cut and found a pack of frozen peas for the blacken-eye, ran her a bath and after getting a pint of water down her without her throwing-up, finally put her to bed about four.
What can I say it is my own damnation to have been raised well. That being said I can't pretend I didn't enjoy her mewings and sweet blessings whilst I washed and dried her and a boob or two may have been squeezed in passing but, I was largely playing the gent and put her to bed almost totally unmoIested. I got up at 6am, moved the Merc to the garage, having hosed the mud off its wheels first, a quick rake over the flower bed and then a pot of black coffee and aspirin for her nibbs. She was in quite a state but very grateful that I had at least had the self-control not to have taken advantage of her circumstances the night before, I must admit it was a close-run thing. Later I drove my client to his day-care, when I got back to the estate to collect my motor and head home, there was a cooked breakfast waiting for me, being kept warm by a spirit burner under a great silvered dome, a bottle of wine from the cellar to take home with me.

Well drama travels in threes they say and experience has taught me that for some unknow universal law this is often born out to be true and so it was this morning as I parked my car, I noticed a bundle of blankets sprouting red hair in the front seat of the neighbouring motor. I know I told my wife that I wasn't going to actively pursue the sexy little red head, think I even put it on here but, couldn't ignore her either. Taping on the glass I ask her if she's alright, she looked as rough as my boss did earlier. Her tale is one of an early morning bust-up with hubby, she'd stormed off to take her eldest to preschool and the twins to her muther's, it was only when she'd got back that she realised that she had forgotten her house keys and had slept in her car for the last few hours.
I invited her in, honestly full of good intentions if only for self-preservation of my own health, having had fuck-all sleeep and feeling a bit peevish to the world in general and properly chin-strapped. So, I settling her in the spare room (with a pot of tea and clean linen) I showered and made to my own bed to grab some shut-eye myself. She didn't even knock, just slid in the sheets next to me her hot little bare body pressed tight to my back before I knew it, her tiny hands moving down my sides onto my belly in a nervous rush, clumsy little kisses on my neck and shoulders, so clumsy in her haste that she banged her nose painfully on the back of my head.

I rolled her over taken her hand to slow her down, too tired to speak I kissed her slowly and hoped that would set the pace because I certainly wasn't up to anything too fast and furious, well not just at that moment. She placed my hands on her lovely plump tits and grabbing my cock made some exclamation as too it's great size, she positively purred that, Christ I thought, she'd probably have fainted if she have been here the other night when Miles' nine inches of fat man-meat was ploughing my wife here on this very bed and my measure, for a time at least, was but a side show .

Pushing the covers aside and my red-headed little strumpet to her back, she spread her legs and I went down for my second little taste of her lovely little pussy, and she was wet. I was very chuffed that despite the fatigue the rest of my body felt, my cock rose to the occasion well and found a wet and welcoming home. I slid it home slow and deliberate, her mouth fell open in one long draw of breath as I did so. Her legs clamped round my back her pussy tightened nicely round my shaft able to accommodate almost all of me. With the taste of her cunt still fresh on my lips , I closed her gasping mouth with my own and enjoyed her plump hot flesh pressing against me in a lovely long slow fuck until tired muscles began to cramp and caused me to adjust position, rolling her on top, something which caused her some shock it seems as her weight cause my cockhead to test the neck of her cervix, an experience she had not enjoyed before.

I swear I had to remind her to breath as eyes rolling to the roof panel of the bed as her orgasm robbed her of her ability to do it for herself. Once back into the world of the living she shifted her weight until she was able to ride my cock to her own rhythm. Her pussy was really tight, this was a girl who only delivered twins into the world some 18 months or so ago, I had to assume that not only had she been very diligent with her post-natal exercise regime but, that lovely little hole had not had a whole lot of attention since. She actually had a good amount of control, getting a nice deep, rolling squeeze and ease thing going that put me a little in mind of my amazingly sexually-skilled, (be it damaged) boss, and I was really enjoy it.

She was working herself to monster of an orgasm and I wanted to enjoy it, so I lent her back on my knees stretching her cunt wide open and of course exposing her little button of a clit to my fingers. The result would put a veteran porn star to shame an she collapsed across me laying in her own mess. I would have quite happily pumped my load inside her, I could imagine the effect that would have on he, when I realised that I didn't know if she was on birth control at all and pulled out to bring myself off over her lovely plump bottom but, bless her she found a sudden second wind and spinning on one knee cautiously took my dripping wet cock in her mouth, wanking and sucking out of sync with each other in a weird and unschooled way until with one hand on the back of her head and one on the hand working my cock I got her to have a very satisfying rhythm going, I thought it only fair to warn her that a much frustrated climax was about to blast into her mouth, she just looked at me, if she could I'm sure she would have been smiling, she still was looking at me as her mouth filled with a quite considerable portion of man-milk. Afterwards, she told me that was a first, she'd tasted her husband's on occasion but his was saltier, mine apparently was quite sweet. You know what dear reader, I think I have heard something similar to that before.

I Slept well into the afternoon, wasn't altogether surprised that the little redhead wasn't there when I woke, she more than made up for the dramas of last night and I took it as the universe giving me some karmic reward for my forbearance of the previous evening. Uncomfortable conversation with the wife about the dick-pic texts from Arty's friend and I had to give her my assurances that I wasn't going to do or say anything stupid as a result. Also reopened the ongoing conversation that we have been having about putting a finishing date to our fun and games and perhaps being a little more cautious and reigning it in a little.

In the meantime, possible date with Mrs John next Tuesday and a definite double date with David and Kay (from the boat party) as guests of Antony at his restaurant next Friday, with the option to stay overnight in Antony's new flat above, interesting times

just for you kennyboy82, relaxing in the garden earlier this summer

That's no blooody good, my level of personal seething has gone through the roof now! Can we swap lives?

I'm assuming that's the dear wife, whoever it is, I want her. She looks magnificent, tits and ass all over the place, Oh yes, I definitely want her!

Yep!! That will always get ones mind rolling about a hot GB party.



Oldrope..... you were a true gentleman with rendering first-aid to a plastered woman. Here too.... when a woman is that plastered, they are really not a good fuck. I'm sure she will be showing you a much better time very soon.



See.... there is a God who looks over us and rewards our good deeds.
Cuck who loves a creampie.

Mmmmmm.... a fine looking ass! I want a taste.


Cuck who loves a creampie.

get in the line!

one more of the wife for the wank bank, taken on our date with Nicky, she was wearing this when she messed around with the guy from the sports bar. My wife is sexy, I obviously think so and I am glad that other people do. For the longest time she wouldn't believe me and would put herself down if a guy or a girl showed her any attention. That changed a couple of years back and of course now she's so confident of her sexual power, it's fantastic

You can tell her from me that she most definitely IS ! I would absolutely love to 'pay her attention'!

I love being at the end of the line!
Cuck who loves a creampie.

Mmmmmmm...... easy access to that fine looking ass!
Cuck who loves a creampie.

LOL had a little bit of that myself yesterday evening

We had an unexpectedly fine day yesterday, weather wise, so we decided to go and watch the rugby at a water front bar (we were robbed by the way, offside my arse!), place had a fantastic atmosphere and we sat to watch on a large screen in the yard in the crowd. Was not really surprised to see Miles down there with a couple of his mates, all very friendly and nothing out of order being said or done. Anyhow as we left, Miles joined us saying that he was going to grab a coat from the boat, inviting us to accompany him and have a warming tott of a good whiskey that he had there.

First time I've been on the boat, and I have not done it an injustice in describing it, it is pure luxury dripping wealth, Miles is still playing the pretence that he owns a share of it but, i know that it's his dad's and his uncles, I won't take that little fantasy from him, it was nice.

Anyhow, nothing sexual or even a hint of it as we stood on the rear deck chatting getting ready to go but, I had the pressing need to have a pee (may have had a pint or two at the pub) so I disappear inside to the head. I have no idea what was said or what happened in my absence but, when i came back out my wife was on her haunches one hand on Miles' bared six pack (mine has disappeared since the opp real struggle getting it back ) the other wanking his balls and shaft whilst she sucked and worked his cock-head between her lips, Miles had one hand on the back of her head the other holding his shirt and jumper out of her way, casually leaning back on to the side of the boat and grinning like the cat that got the cream!

This is happening right across from the crowded bar we have just left, (where i had sat and spied on their antics previously btw) and forty yard or so from another where a Wedding party was in full swing. My wife's eyes were closed and she was obviously enjoying herself greatly, so pulling my own cock out into the chill of the evening I wank it hard and wait my turn watching his huge bellend being licked, nibbled and sucked in front of me.

It's only minutes before I see Miles' belly muscles tense and realise that she is not coming up for air but taking it all, so i sidle in closer and offer my own cock to add to he mix expectantly. She carries on for a minute more until Miles can't take any more. Standing she loosely holds my cock briefly in her finger tips and comes in close to kiss me! only it's not a kiss, she purses her lips and "snowballs" the whole load into my mouth whilst I stand there and let her and Miles laughs at the scene played out before him.

Tucking my cock back into my jeans she says dismissively:

"put that thing away, we have to get home", I'm swallowing another man's considerable load as she is using the rest of her whiskey to freshening her mouth before kissing Miles again, none is offered to me, you couldn't wipe the grin off his face with a shovel.

So, the walk home, about twenty minutes all I can taste and smell is his cum, I'm also aware that there is some in my beard too, my wife can't stop giggling, keeps squeezing my uncomfortable erection until she stops me and asks if I can still taste his salty load before giving me a deep long kiss so, she could enjoy it too.

Pure cuckoldry, loved it. Of course I was pounding her to fuck almost as soon as we got in the door

"Pure cuckoldry, loved it. Of course I was pounding her to fuck almost as soon as we got in the door"


WOW!!!!
the best part is that both Miles and your wife got a kick out of cucking you and giving you a "taste"of h u m i l a t i o n.

Hmmmm... so I guess h u m i l i a t i o n taste a little salty??
Cuck who loves a creampie.

Fucking censorship on here would not let me spell out the word, h u m i l i a t i o n.

Cuck who loves a creampie.

cuckold4one

Censorship on a site like this is bizarre ain't it ... little story thought you may like although spoiler no sex in it so sorry

I put in a couple hours at work this morning, client had a meeting here with social services so, someone had to be here. I've nothing to do so I'm watching the cricket on my clients giant flat screen. After a while my boss (her nibbs) comes in and asks if I mind if "they" join me as for some reason her tv doesn't have a signal, Ok no probs, She wonders off and comes back with "Aimee" my client's married physio, this is at 8:30/9:00 in the morning and he certainly doesn't have an appointment with her this morning😚

Aimee looks very uncomfortable with me being there esp as her nibs sits with one arm over her shoulder and is very tenderly stroking her neck and arm whilst they watch the game, she also seems to be wearing the previous evenings clothes and last night's make up. 😉

Think my boss has made a serious conquest there, she flashes a quick smile and a naughty wink at me as I leave. Home, Quick shower then off to see Mrs John at Dee's accross town.

Hard life and getting harder by the minute 😁

Cuck who loves a creampie.

Hi all, even if you don't read the rest of the stuff I've piled on here you may like the first couple of stories I was told yesterday so, please persevere if you can, if only for the first bit


I met Mrs John at Dee's as planned, very surprised that Dee was there too, very pleasant woman, quite good looking and as funny as fuck even if the two of them had dyed their hair a ridiculous colour for a charity event. So it was the three of us who had a Filipino themed lunch together, chatted and drank. Of course, when you have two nurses together you have to ask them what was the funniest/weirdest thing that you have seen pulled out of another persons backside, and so it began

Turns out that between the two of them they'd attended at least two dozen surgical removals of foreign objects. Everything from a broken traffic-cone stuck up a guy's backside (if you are not British, google it it beggars belief) to various sex toys. But, also an assortment of dolls heads, arms and legs (apparently that is a real fetish amongst some gay-guys) and in one notable instant, the brass nozzle from a garden hose

But they had also seen numerous examples of non-surgical removal, either flushed out or removed by f0rceps:

One case involved a lady who had turned up at casualty on more than one occasion in the same year. The first time she was on her own and said that a condom had become detached inside her pussy during vigorous sex. However, when the offending rubber was removed it was found to have been tied into a knot and in it's spunk filled end was her wedding ring.

On the second occasion, her husband was present when two similarly sealed rubbers where removed from the lady's anus this time, when the condoms were sliced open in front of them and the staff present, one had her wedding ring inside it, the other his.

On the third occasion when the couple presented themselves, word had got round so, quite a number of Dee's colleagues invited themselves along to witness events. When the lady was prepared for the procedure it was evident that before heading to the hospital some time and effort had been spent to try and removed lots of writing from the skin on the lady's belly and backside, this had been largely unsuccessful as it had been made with a sharpie marker. The writing itself comprised of half-a-dozen men's names and a series of vertical lines, eight lines on her belly and three on her backside, as well as crude drawings, arrows and the tag "Hanna XXXXX is now a whore for black cock". Four condoms were removed from her gaping snatch and two more from her sore arse-hole, including one that was the carrier for the couple's sacred wedding bands.


The punchline for this story was that, despite eight or nine people being present, after a brief whispered conversation between the pair, the husband was made to ask the medical team if he could take the unopened condoms home with them, this solicited a hastily-drafted letter from the hospital's director of medicine, promising a bill or legal action if they presented there again in similar circumstances


The second story was one that Mrs John told, a prim and proper woman that she knew from her youngster's school was brought in to A & E by her worried hubby, she was in some discomfort after the pair had had sex and the hubby had said that he thought he could feel a scab or growth deep inside her pussy when they'd fucked. So, there she was in stirrups cunt opened to the world with her worried life partner reassuring her and holding her hand. The consultant was quick to assure that there appeared to be something in there and it was simply a case of taking it out, suggesting that it looked like a torn tampon, it's packaging or a panty liner. However what emerged was the tattered remains of the leather cover from the knob of a cars gear stick, what's more her driving instructor's company logo could clearly be made out, embossed into the blue leather ! Again this story comes with it's own punch line, when the quite understandably furious hubby was calmed down enough to speak straight he said :
"you know what's worse, five hundred quid and forty fucking lessons and the bitch has failed her bastard driving test twice now" I cried so hard my ***** came out of my nose.

Had a great (and quite kinky) afternoon with Mrs John, but I'll cover that later

It's amazing the things people see working in the ER. My one past fuck buddy worked as a physicians assistant in a state prison. One day a guy shows up at sick call with a tooth brush shoved into his cock, bristles first!

It's all funny with what people loose in their body.
Cuck who loves a creampie.

I'm almost in p@in with laughter here, you bugger! I went out with a girl years ago that was a nurse in ER who told me a number of similar stories. One that sticks in my mind was a guy that had a terrible itch inside his asshole and ended up trying to scratch it using the side arm of his glasses. Needless to say the arm snapped off and he then tried to retrieve it using the metal 'hook' on a clothes hanger. The hook became detached and also became stuck up his ass. At that point he gave up and went to the hospital for a general clear out of foreign objects from his ass! It caused the hospital staff some amusement! It's true!

kennyboy82

Jesus imagine the panic that guy went through. We all had that one mate growing up who was a little strange, well mine was this guy Martyn, he hospitalised himself by stuffing lego bricks up his arse when he was high on acid, that's a bad fucking trip

I will recount quickly my adventures of Tuesday with Mrs John when I get a chance (they were fun :smile, but, first I have just got back from a quick breakfast with Mike (we've done this a couple of times now).

He told me something interesting, apparently John is on the dating sites again looking for "adventurous couples, single men and discrete groups of men" for him and his "wife", only the "wife" is certainly not Mrs John but, Dianne, John's mistress. Mike showed me because as I've said before Dianne is the spitting image of my own wife and Mike was concerned that it was her in the pictures. Mrs John certainly doesn't know about that by the way, John really is a twat.