The future is multiracial, and that means interracial and that, as all white woman and black men understand, means the hottest young white babes hooking up with ripped, hung, black hunks!
In order to assist race relations and to celebrate this new reality, it is important that the "non-participants" (that's you, white boys!) are fully informed, and that they give their unconditional support to the fine white women who are showing society the way by making love and making babies with dominant black men.
For that reason, you will soon see the following billboards appear, as part of a public information campaign. Several attractive female celebrities have bravely volunteered to put their names and faces to the noble cause of promoting love and sex between our most attractive white women and our most masculine, studly black men!
This campaign will be fully taxpayer funded, with levies raised on goods and services most often used by white men, such as pornography and videogames. In this way, white men can feel that they are playing a role in fostering the happiness of beautiful white women, their black lovers, and the interracial c h i l d r e n of the future.
Heidi is trying to help you
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Kelly wants the white boys to understand
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Gemma wants to put you out of your misery
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Cheryl wants to rub your nose in it!
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