Funny Durex Ad from China

A recent advertisement in China on one of their social media sites. Durex condoms - "The difference between Obama and Romney is..."

Funny Durex Ad from China

She routinely talks dirty during sex.
Verbal fantasies about the doctor, her massage therapist, a pickup at the bar.
Someday soon she'll do it.

That's pretty good.

maybe an old one but here goes

The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident and
told Ann, his wife, "This time tomorrow you'll be relaxing with the
President of the United States ."
After Mitt's concession speech, they head to bed. Ann was getting
undressed when she asked, "So how does this work? Is Barack coming
over here or am I supposed to go over there?"

struck me as quite relevant to the current trends..

giggle!