"Listen stupid white boy!
You may think you've got it easy because a female guard heads up your block, but I'll set the record straight for you right now!
I am the toughest, meanest bitch you will ever get to meet in your life!
Mess with me and you will suffer a long, painful agonising few years here! Trust me, those who've tried begged me to ******* them to end the pain!
Now show me you understand, get on your fuckin knees and lick my ass!
Good boy! You like that? I have a toyboy primisterer with an 11 incher whos just been in there and I'm guessing he left something!
Keep being a good boy and you'll be safe around here!"