Tiger and Elin

Well folks, I figure these two are splitsville.
So, to make the best of a bad situation:

I hope Elin hooks up with another stud athlete.
Maybe bigger and blacker than the ace golfer.

After dating a series of the most gorgeous white chicks,
Tiger should settle down wilth another smokin’ hottie like Elin.
Blond, younger, but just as hot.

Hey, if I can’t get’em, at least I can watch!

She's hot...

Well, it just goes to show that even black studs like Tiger will get tired of doing blond models from Sweden if they don't put out. Simple solution girls, if your man isn't getting what he wants at home he's going to go elsewhere to get it. Stop over thinking how complicated men are, we're not!! If we're not horny, then make us a sandwich.

And how do you know that she wasn't giving him as much as she could? The first time he hooked up with the Grubbs chick. Elin was like 7 months pregnant with his kid. Did you ever think this might just be a case of the spoiled brat Tiger doing whatever the hell he pleases because everyone kisses his ass and treats him like a god? The only one to blame here is Tiger. Maybe things weren't the way that he wanted them, but 50% of that situation is still him and 100% of the cheating was him. Don't try and state the "fact" that she wasn't trying to keep her husband happy. The only "fact" we have is that Tiger couldn't keep his dick in his pants and wasn't even happy with just one groupie whore, he needed three of them. Sounds a lot more to me like Tiger is the one that couldn't figure out how marriage works, not Elin.

And Tiger signed a $300 million pre nup...ouch! He is an idiot!!

For Tiger it's a power thing...he is hooking up w/ cocktail waitresses, nannies (his wife's one time occupation) hostesses and the like. Wonder why he hasn't chased a challenging female who's ultra wealthy, educated or otherwise powerful.... No doubt he could get one. No, he like to feel the power of a completely unbalanced conquest.

If he needs to simply get off...a high priced hooker would do nicely...and no baggage, YES!

He is an idiot!!

I agree. Idol? I dont think so. Spoiled Brat? Yes.

Sounds like a perfect candidate for a CB-6000 whenever he's away from home. Hope it doesnt pinch during that tee-off swing. Elin should make sponsership by the CB-6000 folks part of the deal if she takes him back. I can see it now: Tiger on the PGA wearing his polo shirt with the words "CB-6000" embroidered on.

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there you go!!

Outstanding iwmwtcm! Made me laugh for real. Tiger (some of us oldies here in the UK have been calling him "todger", which is a pseudonym for "dick" for years) has shown himself to be a complete prat IMHO. It will be interesting seeing the reaction he gets next time he stands on the first tee in a major or significant championship - probably not before spring next year.

Thanks for making me laugh so loud and so long.

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Once he takes that first swing...no one will care about this baggage.


then being american, I had to look up the word "prat" sometimes you english are so spot on!

. English term, primarily used in United Kingdom. The literal meaning is "bottom" or "rump"; aka backside, buttocks, sacrum, tail end. This lends itself to the slang meaning of "ass," or "clueless permister of arrogant stupidity." It is not always directly translatable to American slang. For example, if you used the term "prat hat" in the U.K., you would likely be laughed out of town by the locals.
I can't believe what an overbearing idiot he is. What a prat!

You know the weird kids you knew as a young who took a stick and stirred around and studies dog cuckolds brownie? You remind me of them. Wallowing with pleasure in the misfortunes of others. Is this the Parisees group?

I have to add one thought. I wonder how many of us (normal men) would be able to stick to one woman, no matter how hot she was, if thousands of hot, lovely women were willing to fuck us, NSA, just about any time we wanted. I have no idea what it must be like to be rich, famous, idolized or any combo of the above. I can just imagine though, that it would go to my head and make me try to fuck at least some of the hotties that might come onto me solely because of my fame. I think most 'normal' men with normal levels of testosterone would at least be very tempted when some hot thing let it be known she would be available. He screwed up sure...but let the man who is absolutely sure he wouldn't fall to the same fate, given sudden riches and fame and the chance, to do the same.

skellyf

that being the case, why was she worth a 300 million pre-nup?? This groupe situation existed prior to his marriage.......YES? You'd thing he was smart enough to figure that out...

Todger is still a prat, just a $300m poorer prat. But a prat he remains.

He's probably in the top 5 most famous people in the world. In answer to skellyf's point, how the heck did he expect NSA sex with club hostesses and various anonymous others? As a "repeat offender" the guy must have known that the bird was going to come home to roost at some point. Makes me think that things must really have been pretty bad at home to make it worth the risk - maybe it's a deliberate act on his part, which would make him a stupid prat. He could have got out of his marriage for no less money aqnd a lot less damage to his reputation and future marketability - all for a bit of whoopee.

I admire trhe guy as a golfer - absolutely the best there has ever been. But he has seriously fucked this up.

Rotter
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Writer and decadent

Tiger is just a guy who wanted to fuck hot chicks. He is famous, good looking, rich and charismatic - so he took his chances.

His critics are correct in their analysis that he didn't think it through very carefully - but honestly, who does? The notion that men control their destinies is overrated. We are just naturals with a little bit more self awareness.

I now want to fuck all the women he has fucked, because they are hot and because I would have the honour of my cock being in the same hole as his had been!

For a similar reamister, I would also fuck Yoko Ono if I had the chance!

I look forward to the next chapter in the Tiger story. I didn't think too much of hisinfedility until i started reading blogs. Now i realise, because of the sexual mores of the Brits and the Americans, he has a real mountain to climb.

"Tiger, at the 18th hole" will never sound the same again.

Wimp Gerd the pic in the yellow suit may actually be Elin's twin. I believe it is mis labeled on several internet sources...Here are some pics of her twin Josefin

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Thanks for that info. I' have seen that pic around for years and never knew it was Elin's sister.

Reminds me of the joke going around:

How do you tell Elin and Josefin apart?
ans: Elin is the one holding a bent five-iron.

Good hunting for pics, jokes and hot white P.....

persimmon, loved the photo! Was that at the Clemmister game? Also, the word 'pratfall' now makes more sense to me.