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Hi everyone,Billies gone out to play,no not screwing,he's playing his guitar. He started playing while at school,both guitar,and drums,and though i'm a little biased,he's redy good.Playing in a band is the only thing really misses since we took to the cuck lifestyle.He cant play Saturday nights if he's "Playing"if you know what i mean.
About once a month they gather at someones house and jam the night away.
Anyway,back to the topic.
You are holding a dinner party,with sex for pudding,who would you invite,and why?
Think about it,don't just reel off a list of the usual suspects,Mandingo,Jack Napier,Lex Steele etc,etc
Max of 8 guests plus you and your partner.
Hear's mine folks in no particular order.
Liam Neemister
For the Irish lilt,and to see if the rumours are true.
Jaime Murray
This ones for Billie,stunning looks,figure and i have a preference for dark pussies.
Sam L Jackmister
A tongue to die for
Juliet Ceasar
Blond bombshell with brains
Monty Don
For non UK members,he's a gardener.
Drop dead gorgeous with big hands ladies
A young Morgan Freemam
He could get inside my knickers just by talking to me,such a sexy voice.
Robert Cray
Had the hots for him since we shared a bottle of wine when he first toured the UK,playing little clubs in the 80's.Sat on a stool at the side of the stage in Billie's mates club,and in the dressing room after listened to him and Billie trade licks for over an hour,magic!
The only bloke i've ever met i wanted to be unfaithfull with,and before you ask Billie knows that i wanted to but didn't
And last but by no means least my PA
She's 21 looks like a pocket Sophie Rayworth,is wasting here time with gods gift to estate agency,comes in every Monday morning having spent Saturday night "Down the pub".Watcarbonsmudged him play football Sunday morning,spent Sunday afternoon "Down the pub watching football with his mates"Sunday evening watcarbonsmudged him play pool"Down the redy pub"
While i'm listening to her drone on about his new Ford redy Focus RSVP or whatever it is,i want to scream at her"I'm twice your age,and i've been on my back with my ankles round my ears,getting screwed sensless by several blackmen.In fact my ass is still gaping slightly,and going on past experiences will not close properly until Thursday,just in time for the weekend.
But of course i dont."Lovely" is all i can come up with,when i should say "Come with me my dear,say nothing just enjoy."
So come on boys and girls get to it
Billies slut
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