ThanksGiving the Original Cuckold Holiday

With Thanksgiving passing by I think everyone who is a white Cuck should take a short trip down memory lane and enjoy this holiday that celebrates how our ancestors not only invented cucking but were the innovators and driving power of this tradition not as cucks but as Bulls.


Thanksgiving:

In school we are taught that the name of this holiday comes from the pilgrims being happy at surviving the first winter and the food brought to them by the Indians

wrong!!!

ThanksGiving comes frome the Pilgrims saying: Thanks for Giving me your Wife

Yes when the pilgrims arrived it was common practice for the natives to share their wives ( you can bet it was the wives idea )

The Natives Did attempt to reverse the situation, Miles Standish was refered to as "small" by a local chieftan... Miles Standish proceeded to ******* him with his own knife, showing that sometimes Bulls don't need big dicks... Just great big Balls

First American bull Delete attachment #1

Then We have the Man on the One Dollar Bill... Why was our first President given such a small Bill? Because that was the cost of a Beeatch back in the day.

G.W. had a tunnel leading from his house to the slaves quaters... nothing much more needs to be said our Americas first President was indeed a Bull

A picture is worth 1000 words... this is G.W. at Mount Vernon, which got its name when George had to Mount a Brother named Vernon to calm him down after he impregnated his wife.

Mount Vernon Delete attachment #1

Yeah I know this is sooooooo wrong... but hey, it's the one day of the year the horns can come off ... come on, it's Thanksgiving... have a sense of humor

Next we have Lewis and Clark... not only did us White boys start the american tradition of cuckolding but we also INNOVATED it.

Here we have Lewis and Clark with Pocahontas just moments before the double team was invented.

Pocahontas actual name was lost, no one knows what it was, the guys just kepts saying " Poke Her Hot Ass" the whole time because they didn't care what her real name was

Poke Her Hot ass Delete attachment #1

The world record for cucking is held to this very day by a White Man

General Custard slept with the wives over 2,000 Native Men while employed by the military... of the 2,000 women's husbands he cucked 200 liked it but the other 1,800 formed an Army

This was another Caucasian innovation in cucking though, the first cucking gone worng stories were penned that year for a small publication known at the time as "outhouse letters"

His name is "Custard" for a reamister btw


General Custard is taught of in history has having his last stand, what is left out though is the fact that Custard lost not to superior numbers... but because he was just too damn tired to stand anymore, he holds the world record for cucking to this very day

He was too tired to stand anymore Delete attachment #1

There was another famous Caucasian American Bull who made his mark as recently as 1939

Colnel Sanders didn't Cuck as many men via their wives as custard did... but he was innovative!

He is famous for his Chicken which as we all know is a staple among African Americans to this day.

What most people don't know... His Chicken is famous for it's "11 Secret herbs and spices"

Why 11, well he started with 10 and then an irrate Husband got on his nerves, so he went into the back of the first KFC and first stirred the potatos with his 23 inch Cock (which he keeps in that cane as his 3rd leg) it felt so darn good that when he was ready shot that famous "secret" 11th spice into the chicken batter addicting her husband to his taste and millions of other african american men and women for decades to cum

While it is true that in modern times it is almost exclusively Black and Mexican men adding the 11th seamistering to the batter in the backs of KFC nation wide it was still ol white boy Sanders that got Millions of African americans lickin their fingers of his delicous greasy jism.

KFC became world famous because he would bring abucket to the house of every Black woman he took to bed to keep her husband busy in the next room

The original slogan for KFC was "We do black women right" but it was blocked by civil rights groups marking the end of the white Bull in our culture

Black girls were finger lickin good! Delete attachment #1

And hey... before the lynching and rioting begins...

remember this is THANKSGIVING so lets remember God always has a plan and from bad thing comes good things.

So today let us all be thankful for the outcome of our interracial affairs

It isn't just the food that's Hot down south Delete attachment #1

P.S.

There is debate among scholars as to the cucking details of these great moments in caucasian cuckold history... The Colonel Sanders thing I can verify though... I used to work at KFC as a teenager and I literally have stirred the potatos and added the 11th spice myself... so I know it's true.

Bet your all glad Thanksgiving is celbrated with turkey huh?

Aside from the fact that "Brigadier General George Armstrong CUSTER",,,had nothing to do with "custard",,,I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the brothers out there, for choosing the "other white meat",,,and I ain't talking pork! LOL.

Damian70[i][b] and [b][i]Multi_Orgasmic mary who says you Americans have no sense of irony. Humour is really important in a phenomenon such as cuckoldry. Very little evidence of it here at cuckolplace though. Thanks for the laughs and the education M_0M
I assumed Custer was a mere Colonel (but hey I am just an ignorant European of mixed ancestry) for him to have been a Brigadier General in charge of a mere squadron of cavalry to shoot up some half starved braves[i] and elderly [i]sqwas he must have had some influential enemies in Washington.

Actually he did die a colonel,,,but he achieved the high rank of Brigadier in the civil war. Maybe the youngest general ever,,,if you don't count LaFayette at 19 (and I don't). When the war ended the Army basically fired all unessential permisterel, he had to take the demotion just to stay in,,,since there was nobody to fight except unruly indians, they sent him to Dakota,,,thus endith the history lesmister,,,ooh, ooh, wait a minute, one more thing, the half starved braves, elderly and sqwas were on the reservation,,,it's because they were starving that a few thousand well trained warriors got together and trapped and *******ed a small platoon who had the misfortune of being led by a man looking for a fight.
P.S. Just about everyone of his peers, and Washington in general, despised him.

I could believe that about that worthless fuckin' sorry assed excuse of a cavalry leader......Had Forrrest got a hold of his pansy ass,he woulda had a pussy to go with his "goldy locks"...........
"Nice asses only,please"

It is a hisrorical fact that the pilgrims shared their women with other men. The majority of the pilgrims were men and some of the very few women started cheating on their husbands. That lead to many quarells and fights between them. In order to avoid the danger of exterminating eachother just as they reached the new world, they decided that it would be fair if the women were shared equally between the men. The arrangement was that all women would be shared equally otherwise the pretty ones would be fucked to exhuastion while the old and ugly ones would not get any. A system of tokens was devised where women would wear beads as a neckless and each time they slept with a man, a bead would be removed. Needless to say, all the pretty women were soon left with just the bare string around their necks and so their own husbands had them to themselves for a short while. The ugly ones were the last to have all their beads used up. When all the beads on all women were used up, then fresh strings of beads would be made up and put round women's necks. Human nature being what it is, there are accounts of women cheating the system by trading beads between them as well as of the appearance of fake beads. Some believe that the tradition of buying a neckless as a present for a woman or the strings of beads worn by women at Mardi Gras for example, have their roots to the early settlers old custom of fuck tokens.